TV detector vans

[Magicpole]

There has never ever been a detector van. All pish.

 

[ganganvince]

there you go

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

there you go

Fucking hell, they even had role Harris in the vack working the detector. I suppose if role is in prison we can get away without buying a licence now.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Licence dodging cunts.


TV Blues/ UK Subs

My little sister’s got the TV blues
There’s nothing you can do
She’s gonna cry on Saturday night
Most of Sunday too

TV detector van coming down the street
TV detector man took away our TV

Now my little sisters got the TV blues
They say it's tough on you
The licence case comes up next week
There’s nothing we can do

Sister stays in bed all day
There’s nothing left to see
I guess I’ll have to get a job
To pay for another TV

Now my little sister’s got the TV blues
My sister’s got TV blues

My little sister’s got the TV blues
Daddy’s got them too
If you can’t get the money to pay the fine
You know what they’re gonna do

40 days in Brixton
Puts the shits up the family
I guess you wouldn't credit this
For watching your own TV

Now
My little sister’s got TV blues [x4]

 

[maccieblue]

They’re a myth.

Anyway how do you grass a licence dodger?


The only offence is watching live tv or iPlayer without a licence.
As the licence people have no right of access to your property without a warrant and a police officer in attendance you just tell em to do one if they turn up.

The offence is actually owning a TV, even if you don't have an aerial, when I bought a cheap TV from argos they asked for my name and address for the guarantee, when I didn't give it they admitted they are required by law to inform the licensing authority. They have no right to enter your house though, that's why for years my mother only bought a monochrome license despite having two colour tvs.

 

[goat boy]

A know several people whove written off to say they dont watch live broadcast tv. If you dont, you then don't need a licence and thats all perfectly legitimate. Netflix, amazon, YouTube etc will give you more tv content than you could ever hope to watch. You can even watch bbc iplayer quite legally so long as you only watch it on catch up

 

[Indaparkside]

Fucking hell, they even had role Harris in the vack working the detector. I suppose if role is in prison we can get away without buying a licence now.

Who’s role Harris working the vack. Rolfs brother hoovering.

 

[kippax4ever]

I read somewhere that when the BBC were advertising their "detector vans" they had a request from the intelligence service for the technology as it was far and away more advanced than anything they had. The BBC claimed it was too secret to give to the British secret service.

LMAO Jimmy saville Gary glitter and all the rest off bbc pedos like this.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

It can be amusing to watch the videos uploaded to youtube of people answering their door to Capita salesmen (which I believe is what they actually are) and telling them that "They know the law" and "they feel harassed by them being at their door" when anyone with a modicum of sense just doesn't entertain the knobsacks, trying to look hard with their clipboard lol fuck off XD.

 

[Scottyboi]

It can be amusing to watch the videos uploaded to youtube of people answering their door to Capita salesmen (which I believe is what they actually are) and telling them that "They know the law" and "they feel harassed by them being at their door" when anyone with a modicum of sense just doesn't entertain the knobsacks, trying to look hard with their clipboard lol fuck off XD.

Open door
Hi who are you?
TV licence agency
Closes door

Nothing else needs to happen.