tv/radio ads that really grate

[TCIB]

That Victoria plumb advert

Why ? because the woman is so ugly it offends me the idea of such a disgusting animal may have access to decent living standards ?
The daywalking hatchet faced pig.
I can see your point Bob, a bit snobby of you but i fully understand :p

It's the voice

So not the ugly as sin smug looking pasty and ill looking pig faced witch that grinds your gears then ? :p

I hate all these mfi type ones also, the house looks like it costs a million quid so why show that setup whilst offering every credit offer under the sun.
Anyone with a house like in your ads does not even know your shit company exists you useless gimps.

That and the woman and man with the perfect family fall on the couch, fuck off, what does he do to earn that, probably a telecomms **** with a limp handshake, the twat.

 

[BimboBob]

The car ad I fucking hate is the one where they are all driving through a deserted city whilst trailing different colour smoke as though that's the best thing in the world ever....ooooh look at us, look at how beautiful we are and we can have coloured smoke coming out of our new car not like you, you ugly twat in your 5 year old Nissan Sunny.

And any car ad that declares "we will change the way you think about your driving experience".

Will you now, will you. Get in car, turn it on, wait for windscreen to clear, move seat back to normal driving position because the Wife went to get her hair done in it as her's was in the garage, drive down drive, wait at end of road for 5 bastard minutes until some friendly **** lets you out, drive up hill to lights, see them turn red, swear loudly...

Will your car stop this? No it fucking won't. Never. Unless you have invented a flying car. Have you? Really? Thought not. Cunts.




And whoever said that about the game adverts is spot on. The game must be pretty shite, like Ryse. Show us pointless lovely graphics to hide the fact that it's repetitive as fuck.

 

[bobmcfc]

Why ? because the woman is so ugly it offends me the idea of such a disgusting animal may have access to decent living standards ?
The daywalking hatchet faced pig.
I can see your point Bob, a bit snobby of you but i fully understand :p

It's the voice

So not the ugly as sin smug looking pasty and ill looking pig faced witch that grinds your gears then ? :p

I hate all these mfi type ones also, the house looks like it costs a million quid so why show that setup whilst offering every credit offer under the sun.
Anyone with a house like in your ads does not even know your shit company exists you useless gimps.

That and the woman and man with the perfect family fall on the couch, fuck off, what does he do to earn that, probably a telecomms **** with a limp handshake, the twat.

Yes alright she's a pig swimming in her own filth and I retch every time it see her pathetic, pasty face and hear her whiney,northern, clacky, Nausea inducing voice ! She should be banished north of the wall with the rest of her po faced clan !!!

 

[TCIB]

The car ad I fucking hate is the one where they are all driving through a deserted city whilst trailing different colour smoke as though that's the best thing in the world ever....ooooh look at us, look at how beautiful we are and we can have coloured smoke coming out of our new car not like you, you ugly twat in your 5 year old Nissan Sunny.

And any car ad that declares "we will change the way you think about your driving experience".

Will you now, will you. Get in car, turn it on, wait for windscreen to clear, move seat back to normal driving position because the Wife went to get her hair done in it as her's was in the garage, drive down drive, wait at end of road for 5 bastard minutes until some friendly **** lets you out, drive up hill to lights, see them turn red, swear loudly...

Will your car stop this? No it fucking won't. Never. Unless you have invented a flying car. Have you? Really? Thought not. Cunts.




And whoever said that about the game adverts is spot on. The game must be pretty shite, like Ryse. Show us pointless lovely graphics to hide the fact that it's repetitive as fuck.

Yes, yeeees, genuine exaperation at some of the advertizing twats is what i want to see.
I can taste the anger in the air, it is a sweet and moresome delight.

I think the main advert your on about is the bmw one saying they are changing exactly what you have shown they have not changed hehe.

What is the tech spec, what is the insurance group, tell me that and fuck off with your shiny adverts you cunts.

 

[dazdon]

What about those patronising recliner chair adverts?

Those chairs cost a small fortune for no reason other than they are aimed at older people.

And i've got an aversion to that smug old pair of bastards walking off the golf course after having a "Pro Life Scan".

Whilst Mavis lives in an OAP home on a basic state pension waiting to die.

 

[block128]

The Lancashire & North West Magazine advert on TV.
What a pair of annoying twunts they are.

Not only are they as annoying as fuck, they are happy to be on the payroll of a pervy grooming rapist.
Hang em both. And that d'Artagnan lookalike **** with them.

Oh, and Linda Turner off the Halifax advert.
"Our kind of person" ?
Do me a favour, she ain't no Howard Brown.

 

[TCIB]

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Yeah right all your shift managers are desperate to help us with a fervor that would make american sports stars blush.
We all get "mates rates" do we ? do we fuck, do you think we are really that fucking thick you useless twats.
The woman needs to fucking calm down, annoying tart.

 

[dazdon]

I can't remember ever seeing a starbucks advert but they are everywhere.

 

[BimboBob]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlpEa5DnJ-s[/youtube]

Yeah right all your shift managers are desperate to help us with a fervor that would make american sports stars blush.
We all get "mates rates" do we ? do we fuck, do you think we are really that fucking thick you useless twats.
The woman needs to fucking calm down, annoying tart.

Anyone who tries to high five me gets a look and ignored. American cunts.

****.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPTUTXvsnjI[/youtube]

Footballing ****.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rreLf5eqrHc[/youtube]

 

[1961_vintage]

I love those ads with the little meerkats in them - they are really grate.