tv/radio ads that really grate

I'm not normally a person prone to acts of violence. However......




I want to do serious harm to that twunt on the Hotels For You (Yow) ad; ''Anything for Yow, cupcake''. Dear God, give me strength.

Now; if you'll excuse me, I must go and take my medication.
 
jimharri said:
I'm not normally a person prone to acts of violence. However......




I want to do serious harm to that twunt on the Hotels For You (Yow) ad; ''Anything for Yow, cupcake''. Dear God, give me strength.

Now; if you'll excuse me, I must go and take my medication.
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Yeah he needs to grow a pair and she needs to just die.

That heinz soup advert and the geeky woman going on about how fun it is to feel the winter cold.
No it is shit and when you have to go to the unit at 5am because security calls you and says water is pissing out of your unit and the wind and rain are blasting you it is no fucking novelty you daft woman.
Your nose is running and your numb cold, not even had a brew, i'd strangle the cow and ram her soup up her arse.

...aaaand breath.

Whilst i am here, any bank with a soothing voice over saying they are helping, they want your cash and do the legal minimum to help you.
They spend more on "consultants" to wang the system than they ever would on bettering their services.

Cunts
 
Talksport Ads:

Tradepoint- Cockney Vindaloo bastard fucks.

Direct Line - Jane from Mayfield Road. Freeze to death, you hysterical woman.

Vanarama - Fuck off.
 
Car ads where lovely people are driving cars through streets with no fucking traffic on it and are smiling all the fucking time.

Bingo ads. They seem to be aimed at women showing everyone winning. On a bus.

Betting ads. Cunts on sofas in ties and blokes having fights with women.

Andrew fucking Castle. You'll get 100% of the compensation you deserve, minus 20%, what? That's our fee, didn't we say? It's not our fault you fell over is it?
 
Car ads because they tell you bugger all about the car and if they do mention features then many of them will only be available on the top of the range.

Injury solicitors. Twats who make much of their living from ambulance chasers who persuade people that weren't injured to make false claims. If you don't like your car insurance costs it's these scumbags that are to blame.

Any ads for banks as they are a set of twunts. They do bugger all for those that want to borrow and significantly less for net savers.
 
East Level 2 said:
Car ads because they tell you bugger all about the car and if they do mention features then many of them will only be available on the top of the range.

Injury solicitors. Twats who make much of their living from ambulance chasers who persuade people that weren't injured to make false claims. If you don't like your car insurance costs it's these scumbags that are to blame.

Any ads for banks as they are a set of twunts. They do bugger all for those that want to borrow and significantly less for net savers.
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On a (sort of) related theme, ads for computer/console games where they show some fancy animation and in small print at the bottom of the screen they say ''not game footage''. Is that not a sort of deception then?
 
Freds Patio said:
johnny on the spot said:
Talksport Ads:

Tradepoint- Cockney Vindaloo bastard fucks.

Direct Line - Jane from Mayfield Road. Freeze to death, you hysterical woman.

Vanarama - Fuck off.
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All of these. And "the big red building on Golders Green Road"
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What about that car dealership one on TS ?
That kid exulting how comfy her parents car is because...

"i always sleep really well on my way back from grannies"

Oh did you now you little shit, fuck off ! :D
 
TCIB said:
What about that car dealership one on TS ?
That kid exulting how comfy her parents car is because...

"i always sleep really well on my way back from grannies"

Oh did you now you little shit, fuck off ! :D
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It didn't make you want to rush off and buy the car then?

Just going out on a limb here :-)
 
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