Tv Shows that just won't work.

CTID1988 said:
"Nobody puts baby in a coma"
Patrick Swayze tracks down child abusers Dog The Bounty Hunter style
"Nobody Puts Baby in a Korma" - follow up series where Patrick Swayze tracks down Asian child abusers Dog The Bounty Hunter style
 
CTID1988 said:
"Nobody puts baby in a coma"
Patrick Swayze tracks down child abusers Dog The Bounty Hunter style
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/6192310/Patrick-Swayze-dies-Demi-Moore-lead-tributes.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebri ... butes.html</a>
 
strongbowholic said:
CTID1988 said:
"Nobody puts baby in a coma"
Patrick Swayze tracks down child abusers Dog The Bounty Hunter style
"Nobody Puts Baby in a Korma" - follow up series where Patrick Swayze tracks down Asian child abusers Dog The Bounty Hunter style

Just realised, the fuckers dead! Bloody hell, think we were on to something there aswel
 
Oh well, back to the drawing board...

Skippy The Bush Kanga Roux - David Oldfield, Kate Bush and the fat bird from Big Brother from donkey's years ago take over Le Gavroche restaurant with hilarious consequences for head chef Michel.
 
corky1970 said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Diff'rent Strokes.
An hilarious look at how various members of the public cope with partial paralysis.

-- Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:55 pm --

Cool Hand Leukemia.
Paul Newman eats a shitload of eggs while his hair falls out.

you have had them stored haven't you mate and decided..what the hell?

You know me so well mate.
Cheers for testing the water.
 
Taxi! - Docu-drama about South African taxi drivers murdering tourists. Narrated by Shrien Dewani.
 
"Miscarry on camping"

Like im a celebrity. 12 6month pregnant women are put into the jungle, made to do assault courses, drink nothing but beer and eat raw shellfish. The woman who leaves with junior still intact wins a 3 month supply of Sma milk
 
Cannon and ball run. Our 2 favourite comedians are put in a cage with a slab of tender cut steak strapped to their backs. Lions then enter the cage and the two of them have to avoid their clutches for 2 minutes before the cage door reopens allowing one of them to escape. The loser gets torn limb from limb whilst the winner gets a carriage clock.
Although this could only stretch to one episode, I think we can agree that's more than enough..
 
"Cleft at the alter"

A camera crew follows 3 cleft palate sufferers for 2 years where they meet the person of their dreams, fall in love, get their confidence back and start to love themselves only for it to be revealed on their wedding day, under a stream of confetti and laughter , that their "partner" was an actor all along.
 
Joey

Contestants are asked to give there best idiot impression in the style of the late great Joey Deacon [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZF0DJRQo_Y[/youtube]

the audience are then asked to vote and the winner is given there own wheel chair and life time supply of mashed banana.
 
CTID1988 said:
"Miscarry on camping"

Like im a celebrity. 12 6month pregnant women are put into the jungle, made to do assault courses, drink nothing but beer and eat raw shellfish. The woman who leaves with junior still intact wins a 3 month supply of Sma milk


Fuck off Corky1999 for this is the best one so far.
 
Deacon Blue - Joey Deacon is given the bad news that his shoe will not be recovered from the River Thames.
 

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