Tv Shows that just won't work.

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Fresh Teat

Posh Spice and Carol Vorderman share their tips for thinking your way to massively increased and lifted boobs, which are in no way whatsoever enhanced, so please don' suggest they are or they'll see you in court.

 

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Pray your cards right with different holy cards in Arabic, Hebrew and English.


Going for old. Presented by Matthew Kelly, where the contestant scores points to win a chance at the GILF of his dreams

 

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Steps: Ho's and Sun

Steps comeback tour went to shit. They turn to prostitution in Ibiza with hilarious consequences<br /><br />-- Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:43 pm --<br /><br />Room 101 - Extra Whorage

Secret camera set up in Hugh Grant's favourite motel room

 

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Would I Fly Through You?

Denis Bergkamp strapped to the wings of a plane and made to choose whether he is flying through the Bermuda Triangle, North Korea or Syria

 

[Ste1969]

Final whore, a porno where Jimharri asks for the link for his '' mate'' ;)

followed by

Snatch of the day..... our very own 2sheiks looking for that upskirt shot

 

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Geordie Bore

Alan Shearer's life story

 

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Doctor in the house!
A collection of gypsies, dwarves and siamese twins have to pick a house to enter. The unlucky ones will enter house of mutilating medic Dr Josef Mengele.

 

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Celebrity Blast A Ref

Louis Spence and Shane Ritchie lead celebrity teams on a shotgun shooting spree against the weekend's latest rag loving, bent refs.

 

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Come Sign On With Me

Rene Meulensteen invites the cameras down to the job centre and shows the world how a mouthy rag under 12s coach can get so above himself that he whores himself around the papers, shouting his big mouth off and trying to make out he is the second coming of Rinus Michels

"Sorry, Mr Frankenstein, we regret to inform you that your application to become the manager of Barcelona has not been successful as we have never fucking heard of you and we have appointed a bloke who took Yeovil to the Premiership on Championship Manager"

 

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Deacon Blue - Joey Deacon learns his trade as a stand up (or sit down) comedian