Tv Shows that just won't work.

[-dabz-]

Chips with....
Each week, Katy Brand discusses the finer points of deep fried potatoes and their, sometimes unusual, accompaniments like battered training shoes and raw birch twigs.

Chips with....little brother
Sister show to chips with... where the host discusses the wider topic of cake.

 

[cupidstunt]

Am I the only one on here who has constructed at least 10 posts on this thread, and then thought better of it in the interests of taste?
Or the risk of a permaban?
I never used to do this.
I must be mellowing with old age.

Given the bar you've already set on this thread I for one would be interested. Plus I'm really bored.

 

[CTID1988]

"Nigel Ben's Anal Kisses". Nigel Ben presents an hour of Saturday night entertainment where various celebrities press their lipstick covered arseholes on a canvas then auction it off to the studio audience for charity. This will be interspersed with boxing bloopers through the years and a light hearted look at the atrocities commited in wars through the ages


"Zola Budd: On the Game" Zola Budd spends 24 hours as a prostitute in various countrys around europe.

 

[-dabz-]

The fly
A fly-on-the-wall documentary about a fly .

 

[The Pink Panther]

Parkinsons

A chat show hosted by a person who can't remember who he's interveiwing

 

[2sheikhs]

Escape To The Country.
Broadmoor hospital leaves the doors open for a day, with hilarious consequences for the local rural community.

Class

-- Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:55 pm --

It's a cockout, with Stuart Hall.
Through the keyhole, with Michael Edwards.

Mint
Do you mean Martin Edwards mate?

Yes mate.
Apologies to Michael Edwards.<br /><br />-- Tue Aug 27, 2013 4:45 pm --<br /><br />

Am I the only one on here who has constructed at least 10 posts on this thread, and then thought better of it in the interests of taste?
Or the risk of a permaban?
I never used to do this.
I must be mellowing with old age.

There was one where i bottled it just as i was pressing submit. Looking back it was definitely for the best

Been there about 5 or 6 times.
I would've been perma-banned without a doubt and ran out of town.

 

[cupidstunt]

Telly Addicts
We watch a selection of addicts detox live on tv. Highlights include the bucketcam and a series of challenges where a lucky contestant gets one final hit.

 

[-dabz-]

Dog shit, wasps, and a perspex tunnel.
Each week, a celebrity is chosen to be thrust into a perspex tunnel full of dog shit and wasps and is only released after answering ten questions on quantum mechanics. If they answer all ten questions, Jedward has to take their place and get rolled down a fucking big hill with a spikey iron wall at the bottom.

 

[The Pink Panther]

The Bill
Each episode is a group of people discussing a utility invoice and deciding which way is best to settle it

Changing Rooms
Each week a hidden camera is installed in ladies boutiques fitting rooms and the highlights are shown

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I have just Googled 'Kid's Say The Funniest Things', and had completely forgotten that it was presented by Michael Barrymore.
Maybe it's time to resurrect his career.
What about 'Who's The Fool In The Pool?', in which random annoying z-list celebrities are fisted until one of them sinks?
The survivors are then presented with a Golden Lubbock award.