Tv Shows that just won't work.

[Tourist since 1971]

Spender

Starring Arsene Wenger with David Moyes as 'Prick' his barely coherent low life sidekick.

 

[CTID1988]

To the Manor Porn.
Just loads of people shagging in a big house

Shitting on Terry Christian.
Just a chat show, hosted by whoever, but the chair the guests sit on has a hole cut out of it and throughout the show they drop their guts on terry christian who is underneath it. First guest would be the fat bastard who played Onslow in keeping up appearances, after a curry

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Autumnwatch - Badger Cull Special.
Chris Packham and whoever he is shagging at the moment try their best not to heave as a stinking funeral pyre of rotting carcasses is lit behind them, and our future little serial killers salvage something really interesting for the nature table.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

To the Manor Porn.
Just loads of people shagging in a big house

Loads of shit on the internet for that mate

 

[malg]

I take it someone has said 'Monkey Tennis'?

 

[BWTAC]

Auf Weidersein Pet

Unsuspecting pet owners send their furry loved ones to an murderous, insane German vet.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Am I the only one on here who has constructed at least 10 posts on this thread, and then thought better of it in the interests of taste?
Or the risk of a permaban?
I never used to do this.
I must be mellowing with old age.

 

[CTID1988]

Am I the only one on here who has constructed at least 10 posts on this thread, and then thought better of it in the interests of taste?
Or the risk of a permaban?
I never used to do this.
I must be mellowing with old age.

There was one where i bottled it just as i was pressing submit. Looking back it was definitely for the best

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Am I the only one on here who has constructed at least 10 posts on this thread, and then thought better of it in the interests of taste?
Or the risk of a permaban?
I never used to do this.
I must be mellowing with old age.

There was one where i bottled it just as i was pressing submit. Looking back it was definitely for the best

PM me it and I'll post it.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Roger Mellie would have a field day with most of these.