U.S. Police

[Big Fish]

I go t arrested at B & Q. Someone said they wanted decking, so I punched him.

 

[Chungo]

Just got a phone call from my mates misses, they both live in the States now.
Anyway he's just got two years for absolutely fuck all.

Here's what happened and take it as a warning if your thinking of visiting.

Basically he pulled into a petrol station and filled his car up, paid for the fuel and drove off.
He lit a cig not long after and his shirt sleeve caught fire, must have got a bit of petrol on it.
To cut a long story short he got pulled by the police for putting his arm out of the window to try and put the flames out.

Today he was in court and got two years prison!!!

You know what I like about you gaz?

 

[talkativesprout]

Dying for a slash whilst at a BBQ got the old fella out and wee'd in a tin of coke, just has a bobby was driving round our garden

Got done for possession of cannapiss.









oldie but still a goodie

 

[Chungo]

Just got a phone call from my mates misses, they both live in the States now.
Anyway he's just got two years for absolutely fuck all.

Here's what happened and take it as a warning if your thinking of visiting.

Basically he pulled into a petrol station and filled his car up, paid for the fuel and drove off.
He lit a cig not long after and his shirt sleeve caught fire, must have got a bit of petrol on it.
To cut a long story short he got pulled by the police for putting his arm out of the window to try and put the flames out.

Today he was in court and got two years prison!!!

You know what I like about you gaz?

Not had a response so I'll take over.

You say "no what?"

Then I say "Fuck all"

Then everybody laughs...

 

[M22 Blue]

that was pretty good i'll give you that one haha

 

[u2fme2]

On what charge?

Possession of a firearm!!!!

BOOM BOOM

fuck me, that did make me laugh.
well played fellow

 

[Kinappy]

Itś a bit like that guy who was trying to pat the apes in the zoo when one bit his arm off.
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He got 5 years for providing arms to the gorillas

 

[Blue Maverick]

PMSL at the OP

 

[didactic]

Hahaha made me laugh and I actually believed it was a real situaton.