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UEFA FFP investigation - CAS decision to be announced Monday, 13th July 9.30am BST
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The bbc would like to apologise for the non appearance of the late night news yesterday. JAG was indisposed due to a surfeit of red wine. He had now fully recovered apart from a raging headache. So here is the early morning news read by James Alexander Gordon.
Sensational developments on Bluemoon yesterday as it was revealed that HRH The Duke of Edinburgh gave evidence on behalf of City. A part of the hearing on Zoom was hacked, probably by Liverpool fc, and here is a transcript.
Monica: "So how did your friendship with the Abu Dhabi royal family start?"
HRH: "It was sparked by my interest in camel toes"
Monica: "And how did you refer to the royals?"
HRH: "I called them all HEHE to avoid any confusion. It was a bit of a laugh. We also shared some history. Just like our beloved Cockneys, they were known in times past as 'The Pearly Kings'."
Monica: " And they told you how City was funded?"
HRH: "Yes, it was quite simple. Oil was given to Aramco, the Saudi sponsors of Manoo. Aramco then inflated their sponsorship payment and the rags handed over the required amount to City in brown paper bags, together with a cut for Mr. Leterme of Uefa fame."
Monica: "No further questions."
Now, some Twitter developments. Miggy has completed his cleaning of the Augean Stables and blocked every single person in the world who has ever mentioned the word 'blue'. He has now started on Newcastle supporters, saying: "It's easy. On Twitter everything is available in black and white."
@projectriver stoutly defended the Irishman's legal right to post hateful political claptrap, saying: "He can post whatever he wishes, even though he is as mad as a box of frogs."
JAG.
Sensational developments on Bluemoon yesterday as it was revealed that HRH The Duke of Edinburgh gave evidence on behalf of City. A part of the hearing on Zoom was hacked, probably by Liverpool fc, and here is a transcript.
Monica: "So how did your friendship with the Abu Dhabi royal family start?"
HRH: "It was sparked by my interest in camel toes"
Monica: "And how did you refer to the royals?"
HRH: "I called them all HEHE to avoid any confusion. It was a bit of a laugh. We also shared some history. Just like our beloved Cockneys, they were known in times past as 'The Pearly Kings'."
Monica: " And they told you how City was funded?"
HRH: "Yes, it was quite simple. Oil was given to Aramco, the Saudi sponsors of Manoo. Aramco then inflated their sponsorship payment and the rags handed over the required amount to City in brown paper bags, together with a cut for Mr. Leterme of Uefa fame."
Monica: "No further questions."
Now, some Twitter developments. Miggy has completed his cleaning of the Augean Stables and blocked every single person in the world who has ever mentioned the word 'blue'. He has now started on Newcastle supporters, saying: "It's easy. On Twitter everything is available in black and white."
@projectriver stoutly defended the Irishman's legal right to post hateful political claptrap, saying: "He can post whatever he wishes, even though he is as mad as a box of frogs."
JAG.
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Centurions
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When you say suicide watch, does that mean they'll be putting it on Zoom? I can see that being really popular.Miggles, the Harris ballbags and Castles will have to be put on suicide watch if we win this.
birchwoodgingerste
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Sam lee just said he can see it being a 1year reduced ban of the limited infirmation he has tbf i dont think hes got a scooby!
Man_City_Loyal
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Sam lee just said he can see it being a 1year reduced ban of the limited infirmation he has tbf i dont think hes got a scooby!
Sounds like it
Man_City_Loyal
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just seen Delaney with his Hitler comments.
How does he still get employment.
How does he still get employment.
True_Blue69
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Sam lee just said he can see it being a 1year reduced ban of the limited infirmation he has tbf i dont think hes got a scooby!
He also said there was going to be no ban just before we got a 2 year one. I'm sure his article is well intentioned but I don't think he has any specific info, just a personal opinion and not much else to write about.
TedofChume
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Sam lee just said he can see it being a 1year reduced ban of the limited infirmation he has tbf i dont think hes got a scooby!
There was an article in one of the broadsheets (I forget which one) after the ban was announced in February, where they interviewed three barristers, who looked at previous CAS decisions and seemed to agree that based on previous form the most likely outcome was that CAS would reduce the ban to one year. At the end of the day arbitration is about finding middle ground when two parties disagree about something. However, I think this will be more binary, either City get off, or they'll be done!
No, it's going on United's channel - TikTokWhen you say suicide watch, does that mean they'll be putting it on Zoom? I can see that being really popular.
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