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Worried City fans can now help ensure good news, thanks to longtime secret forumite Uri Geller's Hairdo.
Blues are today urged to help City beat this trumped up charge — by rubbing this photo of boss Pep Guardiola's balding pate.
Psychic Uri said: “Everyone must focus — positive energy can help us.”
He is calling on Bluemoon to harness the power of positive thought to help ensure the Blues get a positive result tomorrow.
It is hoped the outpouring of energy might be just the boost City needs to quash the original verdict.
And the timing of 19.56 has a special significance for Blues as it matches the year of the Trautmann final.
Uri (real name Tolmie), 81 this year, insisted the positive energy from rubbing our picture could help swing the verdict - despite it already having been sealed last week.
He said: “I’ll be doing it — I believe in the immense energy of the mind.
“All humanity is attached via an invisible thread.
"We can use it to transfer positive, powerful intentions.
"My mother described this gift as 'Shining'.
“I am asking everyone and all the readers of Bluemoon to rub the screen with your freshly cleaned paws."
"Scientists tells us our minds are located in our brains. Pep's brain is located directly under his bald spot."
"Take this seriously and focus with your brain and your mind."
Just think positively and say, ‘I shine on thee, UEFA. Thou shall not constrict our trade in contradiction of the founding principles of European and English Law. Shine on, Pep. Shine on.’.
“Certainly if millions rub Pep's spot lovingly, there will be a surge of positive shine."
"Pep will get to Monday knowing millions of people love him despite his being a baldy. Maybe other bald city fans will take heart from this."
Blues are today urged to help City beat this trumped up charge — by rubbing this photo of boss Pep Guardiola's balding pate.
Psychic Uri said: “Everyone must focus — positive energy can help us.”
He is calling on Bluemoon to harness the power of positive thought to help ensure the Blues get a positive result tomorrow.
It is hoped the outpouring of energy might be just the boost City needs to quash the original verdict.
And the timing of 19.56 has a special significance for Blues as it matches the year of the Trautmann final.
Uri (real name Tolmie), 81 this year, insisted the positive energy from rubbing our picture could help swing the verdict - despite it already having been sealed last week.
He said: “I’ll be doing it — I believe in the immense energy of the mind.
“All humanity is attached via an invisible thread.
"We can use it to transfer positive, powerful intentions.
"My mother described this gift as 'Shining'.
“I am asking everyone and all the readers of Bluemoon to rub the screen with your freshly cleaned paws."
"Scientists tells us our minds are located in our brains. Pep's brain is located directly under his bald spot."
"Take this seriously and focus with your brain and your mind."
Just think positively and say, ‘I shine on thee, UEFA. Thou shall not constrict our trade in contradiction of the founding principles of European and English Law. Shine on, Pep. Shine on.’.
“Certainly if millions rub Pep's spot lovingly, there will be a surge of positive shine."
"Pep will get to Monday knowing millions of people love him despite his being a baldy. Maybe other bald city fans will take heart from this."
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