underrated pleasures in life

[Ancient Citizen]

I think it translates as a blowjob whilst licking the rusty sheriffs badge

Fucking hell, she'd need a tongue like a Giraffe to accomplish that.

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Fuck me!

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Fucking hell, she'd need a tongue like a Giraffe to accomplish that.

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Fuck me!

Is that a request Ancient? She'd give you the rimming of your life with a tongue like that.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

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Fuck me!

Is that a request Ancient? She'd give you the rimming of your life with a tongue like that.

I wouldn't fancy it, to be honest, if she shoved that thing up my shitter I'd be singing like the Commodores.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Fuck me!

Is that a request Ancient? She'd give you the rimming of your life with a tongue like that.

I wouldn't fancy it, to be honest, if she shoved that thing up my shitter I'd be singing like the Commodores.

It could be quite romantic singing Three Times a Lady while she sticks her foot long tongue up your dirt box.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Is that a request Ancient? She'd give you the rimming of your life with a tongue like that.

I wouldn't fancy it, to be honest, if she shoved that thing up my shitter I'd be singing like the Commodores.

It could be quite romantic singing Three Times a Lady while she sticks her foot long tongue up your dirt box.

I've got far better sexual fantasies in my wank bank than this dreadul scenario, so no thanks.

 

[Clevers]

Getting into a bed with freshly laundered sheets.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Getting into a freshly made bed where the sheets have been dried outside.

Sliding your feet for the first time into brand new socks.

+1

and, smelt the grass cut today, felt a little bit like summer was here. Great feeling.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

the very first kiss with a new girlfriend

This but bf not gf lol

 

[Barcon]

the very first kiss with a new girlfriend

Fuck off you poof<br /><br />-- Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:00 pm --<br /><br />

shame i havent got my rogers profanisaurus handy to interpret !

I think it translates as a blowjob whilst licking the rusty sheriffs badge

Fucking hell, she'd need a tongue like a Giraffe to accomplish that.

Blowjob whilst having a shit.

 

[mrcunny]

Full sized cucumber up your arse whilst letting the next door neighbours dog licks ya bellend..















so ive been told by tcib.