United 2016/17

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blue by birth said:
Fuck the rag cunts....was on hols in Torquay last week and 2 rags were in hotel both from Manchester wearing their shite tops.
They knew I was a blue and I looked at them and said do you go to any games...cant get tickets etc was the reply....do you go they asked me and out came season ticket and they went very quiet....on coach back to Manchester they didn't wear the scum shirts....fucking rag glory hunting twats.
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Were you booked in to Fawlty Towers ?
 
oakiecokie said:
Were you booked in to Fawlty Towers ?
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Giggsy Towers....

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old blue said:
According to tonights MUEN Juventus will only get £64 millions and will pay the agent's fee of £20 millions. Can anybody seriously believe that Juve were happy to settle for that figure? Your comments were tongue in cheek but are becoming more prescient as the days go by.
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Jose Mourinho has had another dig at Arsene Wenger and Jurgen Klopp, suggesting they are not at clubs big enough to make a signing like Manchester United's world-record £89m capture of Paul Pogba.



http://www.skysports.com/football/n...ourinho-taunts-rivals-over-paul-pogba-signing


Looks like someone at the MUEN
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Back pages go with peggy saying he's the only manager not scared of saying his team will win the title....
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mat said:
You know the script:

Rags - Max points
Us - 3 draws 3 points.

Maureen saying in his press conference the shite will knock us out the title race with Carlton Pogba set to make his debut. City fans raging at Anthony Taylor being selected to referee.

Sky lapping up Shrek taunting city saying something like the natural order is being restored in Manchester. Pep remains dignified in his press conference stating he's still building the team. VK tweets something about patience.

Build up to the Match with usual anti city bile in Daily Fail, Mirror etc. Reporting on unhappy players hating peps training methods etc. Match day arrives. Sky Sports pundit panel has Neville,Carragher and Quinn on it giving City no chance as "Jose let's the Pog out"

Match kicks off. Sergio misses an open goal within 30 seconds of kick off. Two minutes later Shrek scores with a daisy cutter to Harts left. Pep goes apeshit on the touchline as big nose is offside blocking Joe's view. Taylor sends him off. Pogba hacks Nolito down. "Altrincham fan" books him, Shrek is in the rag cunts face, sky pick up on their microphone calling him a "Stupid fucking ****!" No action taken.

Maureen parks the bus. Sky keep cutting to him looking smug in the dugout, occasionally winding the crowd up as A&E is on a bloodlust rage.

Cut to Pep looking pissed off in a directors box. Neville saying his actions have cost the team.....

A moment of genius from Silva, puts in Nacho who slams the ball in for the equaliser. The fuckers are stunned. Including Tyler.

Straight from kick off. Ferni chatters into big nose. Ref waves play on, KDB sprints to the ball, passes to Sergio who rolls the ball nonchalantly past de donut. Shrek is raging. Red card!

Maureen is berating the fourth official. Big nose is not arsed. City take advantage. Sergio again, then KDB smashes home a free kick. Another easy win at the ship tip.

Post match our win is called "Lucky" by Peggy. Pogba is surprisingly given Sky's mom award!
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You're a visionary!!!
 
mat said:
Back pages go with peggy saying he's the only manager not scared of saying his team will win the title....
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Hahaha....... I bet he got slaughtered by the coach straight after that!
 
mat said:
You know the script:

Rags - Max points
Us - 3 draws 3 points.

Maureen saying in his press conference the shite will knock us out the title race with Carlton Pogba set to make his debut. City fans raging at Anthony Taylor being selected to referee.

Sky lapping up Shrek taunting city saying something like the natural order is being restored in Manchester. Pep remains dignified in his press conference stating he's still building the team. VK tweets something about patience.

Build up to the Match with usual anti city bile in Daily Fail, Mirror etc. Reporting on unhappy players hating peps training methods etc. Match day arrives. Sky Sports pundit panel has Neville,Carragher and Quinn on it giving City no chance as "Jose let's the Pog out"

Match kicks off. Sergio misses an open goal within 30 seconds of kick off. Two minutes later Shrek scores with a daisy cutter to Harts left. Pep goes apeshit on the touchline as big nose is offside blocking Joe's view. Taylor sends him off. Pogba hacks Nolito down. "Altrincham fan" books him, Shrek is in the rag cunts face, sky pick up on their microphone calling him a "Stupid fucking ****!" No action taken.

Maureen parks the bus. Sky keep cutting to him looking smug in the dugout, occasionally winding the crowd up as A&E is on a bloodlust rage.

Cut to Pep looking pissed off in a directors box. Neville saying his actions have cost the team.....

A moment of genius from Silva, puts in Nacho who slams the ball in for the equaliser. The fuckers are stunned. Including Tyler.

Straight from kick off. Ferni chatters into big nose. Ref waves play on, KDB sprints to the ball, passes to Sergio who rolls the ball nonchalantly past de donut. Shrek is raging. Red card!

Maureen is berating the fourth official. Big nose is not arsed. City take advantage. Sergio again, then KDB smashes home a free kick. Another easy win at the ship tip.

Post match our win is called "Lucky" by Peggy. Pogba is surprisingly given Sky's mom award!
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Almost true and sadly so accurately predicable bar the Rooney getting a red card. No way will refs send him off despite being one of the worst offenders
 
Kicking off in Bournemouth tonight. A shed load of scum followers ejected from a pub not far from where I live. Jumping on tables, kicking glasses about. Generally being the classless cnuts that they are. Wasn't in there, but was informed by a doorman in the pub that I'm just about to leave. Came over the radio. 50 of the tw*ts, supposedly, but don't know how accurate that is. Might go have a nosey.
 
The build up on by showed the Pogba video saying "I'm Back" - what a fucking plank, was the video down to him ? If so then this fella has an ego to match Ibrahimovich
 
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