United 2016/17

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Taller?

She's definitely lighter.

 

[moenchengladbach blau]

"Dayviid, can we gow to ell-eh, they have sports and stuff you could do, please dayviid arw lav you four eva and eva dayviid"

Vain, vapid, pallid tedious, you could go on all day in that manor about her, she really does stand out as a beacon for vacuous empty headed stupidity.
Beckham is to dense to understand the finer nuances of anything but eating shitting and sleeping in humanity so for him ignorance is bliss and they should stay together in the usa and never move back here.

That interview on Parkinson still makes me heave, the false way she made her self appear 'charming' especially that put-on way she put her false thumb nail between her teeth. Grrrrrrr.

And that Yorkshire twat bigged them both up......grrrr, grrrr grrrr.

Then there is the pair of them charging £20 plus for a pair of skiddies that were made by some poor Cambodian struggling to feed a family on a dollar a day working all hours and fainting from malnutrition.

I had a new secretary appointed who I would not have chosen who immediately got my goat by producing Mrs Beckham's biography to read in her lunch break and then got very upset when I had a little chuckle about it. She didn't last long - I wonder how long the stick insect remained her idol before she saw through the facade.

 

[EricBrooksGhost]

She's definitely lighter.

That applies to most of us; now changing topic while I feel granny shagger has been a more than adequate moniker, the recent use of biddy fiddler surpasses this in my opinion.

 

[blueincy]

I see the brothers wife shagger tought him well..

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...artial-as-lover-and-ex-wife-samantha-team-up/

 

[laserblue]

That applies to most of us; now changing topic while I feel granny shagger has been a more than adequate moniker, the recent use of biddy fiddler surpasses this in my opinion.

I also like codger botherer.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I see the brothers wife shagger tought him well..

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...artial-as-lover-and-ex-wife-samantha-team-up/

They both seem like nice girls.

 

[Maly]

I also like codger botherer.

How about fogy fondler?

 

[TCIB]

The hoary hunter?

Yeah @moenchengladbach blau i have heard of a few times she has been the essence of cringe, fortunately never seen her on tv but certainly heard stories like the above or when she did a video showing a day in her life or something. Talking about how normal she was which apparently did not wash at all with the general public.

 

[moenchengladbach blau]

The hoary hunter?

Yeah @moenchengladbach blau i have heard of a few times she has been the essence of cringe, fortunately never seen her on tv but certainly heard stories like the above or when she did a video showing a day in her life or something. Talking about how normal she was which apparently did not wash at all with the general public.

There was a taxi driver in a pub I used who was contracted to United for their players to utilise for routine trips. He had many a tale to tell about her unflattering appearance before she applied her slap in the cab en route, her general snottiness with the kids and the language she used.

One of the Nevilles got married and asked all the guests to wear red, black and white. The stick insect was the only one to break this wearing a shiny gold dress, to take away the attention from the bride on her big day. All that glisters is not gold.

At another wedding (again on tv) of some soap actress she dressed Dopey Dave in a huge fedora hat which he wore inside the church to attract maximum attention to them both. I am not sure if they knew or ignored the good manners convention that men do not wear hats in church or even indoors,( before baseball caps became fashionable;-))

The pair of them really piss me off, in case you have not noticed!

 

[sir baconface]

The pair of them really piss me off, in case you have not noticed!

You tried valiantly to hide it but you can't fool me.