United 2016/17

[SWP's back]

I've just spent the most wonderful two hours reading their pre match and then match thread.

Hahahahahaahahahahahaha.

Oh. Hahahahaah. Van Gaal Era you dopey ****. I fucking hope the tears are bitter tonight as you try and rub one out on your giggs duvet.

You cunts were out played in every department today. You've finished behind us the last three years and will make it four this season.

You'll always be behind us now. The tide has changed. You're history, like polio and small pox.

Fuck off you horrible bunch of cunts and enjoy watching the most expensively assembled club side in history playing route one to the big lad.

You should be fucking ashamed.

 

[stony]

I've just spent the most wonderful two hours reading their pre match and then match thread.

Hahahahahaahahahahahaha.

Oh. Hahahahaah. Van Gaal Era you dopey ****. I fucking hope the tears are bitter tonight as you try and rub one out on your giggs duvet.

You cunts were out played in every department today. You've finished behind us the last three years and will make it four this season.

You'll always be behind us now. The tide has changed. You're history, like polio and small pox.

Fuck off you horrible bunch of cunts and enjoy watching the most expensively assembled club side in history playing route one to the big lad.

You should be fucking ashamed.

You selfish twat. You could have copied and pasted a few so we can all laugh at them.

 

[mat]

I'm starting to like Pubehead.

He's stifling them cunts. Long may he be first pick for PEG.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

You selfish twat. You could have copied and pasted a few so we can all laugh at them.

And put lots of laughing emojis next to them and lots of use of the word feck, ironic and oil club. Text book rag cafe

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Had a rag text me saying they was out played but city players rolling around on the floor was disgraceful. I'll admit, otamendi does this a lot, but they've got Fellaini who's been caught spitting again. Just another excuse to put aside the result.

 

[SWP's back]

He's a 6'-3" bouncer that goes by the name of boom boom, don't think it's a basil brush reference, fun just laughing at him :-)

I'd knock the short arse out for you fella.

 

[worsleyweb]

I've just spent the most wonderful two hours reading their pre match and then match thread.

Hahahahahaahahahahahaha.

Oh. Hahahahaah. Van Gaal Era you dopey ****. I fucking hope the tears are bitter tonight as you try and rub one out on your giggs duvet.

You cunts were out played in every department today. You've finished behind us the last three years and will make it four this season.

You'll always be behind us now. The tide has changed. You're history, like polio and small pox.

Fuck off you horrible bunch of cunts and enjoy watching the most expensively assembled club side in history playing route one to the big lad.

You should be fucking ashamed.

I have just stood up and aplauded you!! Your best ever post.

 

[Cheesy]

I've just spent the most wonderful two hours reading their pre match and then match thread.

Hahahahahaahahahahahaha.

Oh. Hahahahaah. Van Gaal Era you dopey ****. I fucking hope the tears are bitter tonight as you try and rub one out on your giggs duvet.

You cunts were out played in every department today. You've finished behind us the last three years and will make it four this season.

You'll always be behind us now. The tide has changed. You're history, like polio and small pox.

Fuck off you horrible bunch of cunts and enjoy watching the most expensively assembled club side in history playing route one to the big lad.

You should be fucking ashamed.

What they've ended up with by appointing Mourinho is beginning to sink in with a few...

Mourinho's suck a dick. Can't help throwing his own players under the bus to protect his own ego. It's the complete opposite of how Sir Alex was, or even how Mourinho was a decade ago. Madrid fecked him up......

... Compliment City, focus on United's second-half performance, go down the bullish denial route, I don't know...just something that didn't make him come across as an ego-centric wanker. I don't think that's a lot to ask.

 

[SWP's back]

I thought we might have some rags to play with but they haven't visited us,shame

What about linekers underpants in the Leicester thread? She about?

 

[roj]

Poor Harry Pogba. At least he has his Instagram.