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Re Pogba, including agents fee and wages they've spunked more than £200 million. As for the player himself, he's never turned up in big games but since he's moved back 'home' he's stopped turning up at all. Fucking hilarious.

This can't be said enough imo @Bert Trautmann's Parachute i can't wrap my head around it, the fella can only play on the left side with a holder and a box to box, wtf is he then. Welbeck did that job for them to a similar shite degree, could have saved 100mil.
 
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Players consistently drop a few good notches when they come to us these days. While in not all cases it's our fault (what do you do about Depay forgetting what football actually is?!), and they take blame in all cases too, we're clearly doing something wrong for nearly every player to get worse after moving to us.

Its yet to occur to them that they are just spunking £££££'s on bang average players - or invisible ones in the case of Pogbad.
 
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Players consistently drop a few good notches when they come to us these days. While in not all cases it's our fault (what do you do about Depay forgetting what football actually is?!), and they take blame in all cases too, we're clearly doing something wrong for nearly every player to get worse after moving to us.

Its yet to occur to them that they are just spunking £££££'s on bang average players - or invisible ones in the case of Pogbad.

It's probably because they pay them stupid money too.
 
Working in London as I do, I have to suffer a fair number of 'Plastic Rags'. I have been happily taking money from them over the past few seasons, as their chosen team has failed to live up to their over-confident, arrogant expectations and not finished above the unfashionable little club I support.

These bets have now dried up as they start to come to terms with the fact their adopted team is crap.

I spent half an hour with one yesterday. A decent chap from Sidcup who could actually name scum managers back as far as O'Farrell but has only been to OT once as a guest of his sister in law's brother or something.

Anyways, I am vociferously highlighting the error of his ways, deriding that club, its policies, media control, lack of forward planning, corrupt board members, inept management, etc etc etc.

I am having a field day using a lot of factual information gleaned from BM over the years to back up my relentless attack on his club of choice. I am extolling the virtues of our wonderful owners and the enviable situation we now find ourselves in compared to that shower of shit when it was time for me to leave him and do some work.

I told him how much I had enjoyed our little 'chat' and jokingly apologised for it being so 'one-way."

"Do you know what you are? A sore winner!" he said as we parted. I laughed long and loud at that!
 
Working in London as I do, I have to suffer a fair number of 'Plastic Rags'. I have been happily taking money from them over the past few seasons, as their chosen team has failed to live up to their over-confident, arrogant expectations and not finished above the unfashionable little club I support.

These bets have now dried up as they start to come to terms with the fact their adopted team is crap.

I spent half an hour with one yesterday. A decent chap from Sidcup who could actually name scum managers back as far as O'Farrell but has only been to OT once as a guest of his sister in law's brother or something.

Anyways, I am vociferously highlighting the error of his ways, deriding that club, its policies, media control, lack of forward planning, corrupt board members, inept management, etc etc etc.

I am having a field day using a lot of factual information gleaned from BM over the years to back up my relentless attack on his club of choice. I am extolling the virtues of our wonderful owners and the enviable situation we now find ourselves in compared to that shower of shit when it was time for me to leave him and do some work.

I told him how much I had enjoyed our little 'chat' and jokingly apologised for it being so 'one-way."

"Do you know what you are? A sore winner!" he said as we parted. I laughed long and loud at that!
Great post . Keep up the good work. I too enjoy ripping them,although they do make it too easy at times. On holiday a guy was sat by the pool.in a rag shirt. In his best Yorkshire accent he said he were a loyal red and even went to the swamp once in 2003. I smiled and left after congratulating him on his dedication.
 
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