United 2016/17

[mad4city]

Any half decent player would get pissed off with lumping it to the bog brush and big nose. The top players want to play so only a matter of time before they revolt.
Ps what does peg stand for?

Portuguese Eye Gouger


Or alternatively...

Petulant Egotistical Git
Prick Everybody Goads
Pathetically Exalted Gobshite

 

[moh]

bloke me doesn't sound right....should it be blow??

Bum?

 

[slicky202]

Portuguese eye gouger

Hahahaha thanks

 

[stony]

Can I apologise. Apparently my mate didn't bloke me. His wife text me and said he's deleted Facebook in its entirety.

Pmsl.

Hahaha, what a smacked arse.

 

[slicky202]

Portuguese Eye Gouger


Or alternatively...

Petulant Egotistical Git
Prick Everybody Goads
Pathetically Exalted Gobshite

All accurate descriptions, the mans a basket case. You know than when you lose 3-1 to Watford and moan about cards and penalties your doing something wrong hahah

 

[Guardiola's Disciple]

It feels great to know that we're the ones who started their decline. Of course they had so much confidence in themselves before the derby but after we completely dominated first half and their usual hoof-the-ball didn't work in the 2nd half, they suddenly realized they're shit. Now, they probably can't stand PEG's tactics because they know it's holding them back. It's only a matter of time before they kick PEG out like the Chelsea players did.

 

[BrianW]

Nice to know Rooney is on £300k a week and has a long contract. Would be best deployed selling programmes.
Pogbad the Bad, record signing, looking like a poor man's Dabo.
Schweinsteiger, on big bucks, frozen out, doing a Danny Mills.

It's all too good to be true!

 

[CityFan94]

Ferguson wanted Rooney gone as he was past it back in 2013.

Mourinho's playing Rooney as the number 10 and captain in 2016.

Comedy gold. I don't think, as City fans, we could have asked for any more incompetence!

Mourinho is totally bottling all the big decisions and just looks to me like he's trying to shoehorn all the big names in and its hilariously bad.

 

[Danish Blue]

Even their fans seem to agree that Rooney is about the worst player in the premiership on current form. It appears he has to play for contractual reasons, however I can't believe fat Sam is under the same duress. If he is ever picked for England again it will make the Blatter/Platini farce look like a storm in a tea cup.

 

[aguero93:20]

Redcafe have moved the title race thread from the utd forum to the general football forum. Ahahahahaha.

By popular demand too, piss funny reading that thread and the main City thread all the way through.