United 2016/17

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Looks like Phil Jones could be signing for Stoke. With Joe Allen now occupying shirt number 4 what will happen to the amazing premium brand that is PJ4? lol.
 
So if we give them a tanning next month, what's his excuse going to be?
Fake result?
Bent ref?
Wrong coloured shirts?
Kick off time didn't suit them?
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To be honest, I think if we win convincingly tomorrow night and outclass West Ham, the alarm bells will start ringing with peg. He'll revert to type and not just park the bus, he'll take the keys from the ignition and clamp the wheels.
A defeat against us, particularly if it's a heavy one, will be too much to contemplate. He'll use rashford and martials pace and hope to hit us on the counter.
 
Ha ha. "All my fans in Asia"?????
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news pj4, you aint got any fans here, they think you are a joke just like everyone else who follows football.
 
Pretty sure it was Jones what got slated for having his "brand" all over a Munich memorial poster?

Ha, yeah it was:

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Can't let any mention of Phil Jones pass without taking the opportunity to post this again either:



His face at the end still makes me laugh.
 
Seriously though, what a prick. One thing is having people around you saying "You should create a brand Phil. You really are THAT big a name" and it's another actually agreeing with them.
 
Schweinsteiger on offer at £2 million to free up places for the youngsters. I thought they were all being shown the door under their established yoof policy. Will anybody ever question the guff that comes out from the swamp?
 
Here's another self adoring tool ... AM9??? I thought the god that is Zlatan had the 9 shirt?

WTF does UN COMPARABLE mean? Must be something pretty important if he's trademarked the bloody thing.

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Peg has never been one to handle media pressure. Sure, if all's going well and he's getting both favourable results and the adoration of his crowd, he'll be like a young Hollywood starlet fluttering her eyelashes on the red carpet, posing for cheesy photos with her adoring public. But the moment he loses one or two games he becomes the sulky, mentally unstable brat he's always been. Pointing accusing fingers at that same media and claiming it's all a conspiracy, like Kenneth Williams' "Infamy, infamy...they've all got it in for me!" Shouting from the rooftops about how unjust it is that they didn't get a penalty, how their opponents were cheating by diving and feigning injury, how his players would never ever stoop so low as to adapt the dark arts in order to gain an advantage, etc etc.

Then, after he's fleeced the rags for billions and billions on players, and ignominiously dumped all their academy players, someone'll have the audacity to question him over something trivial and it'll be yet another case of lighting the touch paper and standing well clear as he fucking self detonates and his triangular-shaped head explodes into a thousand pieces.


I really do believe the repercussions for that disgusting club for employing this megalomaniacal gargoyle will prove to be one of their biggest errors of judgment to date.
 
Peg has never been one to handle media pressure. Sure, if all's going well and he's getting both favourable results and the adoration of his crowd, he'll be like a young Hollywood starlet fluttering her eyelashes on the red carpet, posing for cheesy photos with her adoring public. But the moment he loses one or two games he becomes the sulky, mentally unstable brat he's always been. Pointing accusing fingers at that same media and claiming it's all a conspiracy, like Kenneth Williams' "Infamy, infamy...they've all got it in for me!" Shouting from the rooftops about how unjust it is that they didn't get a penalty, how their opponents were cheating by diving and feigning injury, how his players would never ever stoop so low as to adapt the dark arts in order to gain an advantage, etc etc.

Then, after he's fleeced the rags for billions and billions on players, and ignominiously dumped all their academy players, someone'll have the audacity to question him over something trivial and it'll be yet another case of lighting the touch paper and standing well clear as he fucking self detonates and his triangular-shaped head explodes into a thousand pieces.


I really do believe the repercussions for that disgusting club for employing this megalomaniacal gargoyle will prove to be one of their biggest errors of judgment to date.

Oh, I do hope so!
 
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