United 2016/17

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I actually think that petulant kick right after he scythed Otamendi down warrants a red.
I'm not sure about the level of intent involved in that one tbh. He could have been trying to hack the ball away and there's fuck all contact, if you want to see a red card for petulance Shrek dragged his studs across Dinho's chest and leg while he was prone on the ground early in the game, no footage of it though.
 
Problems with your defence? Attackers not quite cutting it? Then call 999!
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That's across the road where I live. They were all walking down the road and I took my son to the shop both of us wearing our City shirts. Not a single rag said anything to us!
 
We should be cosying up to Rashford's agent. It would be oh so hilarious if rumours started doing the rounds that he wanted to swap red for blue (ala Rooney). It'd be even funnier if the broke their "salary caps" to keep him (ala Rooney). And even funnier still if he turned shit and fat (ala Rooney).

Oh and lets not forget the media crying foul, the cries of traitor and the men in black. Delicious!
 
Apparently they have officially written off Schweinsteigers contract. What a class act they are, no idea what he's done to offend them so much other than Maureen thinking he's too big a name to have in the dressing room and not on his side. Because if being old and past your best is reason to be treated this badly then Rooney, Ibrahimovic, Carrick and a fair few others will surely be in trouble.

The United Way I suppose, classy as always, treating a world cup winner like a second hand car
Have they evicted him from his house yet ?
 
Dirty bastards season ban...

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Stoke, Chelsea and Liverpool coming up for them soon. Could we hear the boo boys sooner than we thought.

God I hope Liverpool tear them to pieces.
Like Arsenal Stockholm syndrome will kick in with the dippers.
 
Monday after a derby defeat, and with no more players in Europe they have not previously been linked with, lets release some figures to appease the fans
 
So is it too early to speculate on what PEG's plan is for United? I don't know the length of his contract or if he has targets to meet which are public knowledge? But for argument sake. Let's put it at six months. By February he must surely have an established first choice side for the league and FA cup campaign. No idea if the Europa is "beneath" a team of Uniteds prestige lol.
What could there team be for the league and FA cup run?
I only know half their players so have struggled to put together a first 11! Rooney and Swiss (Car)roll are almost certainly 1st choice. It'd be a P.R disaster for even them otherwise. So how do they accommodate Rashford also? That lad imo has earned a permanent squad position but we've also not played Kelechi enough. Albeit that was Pellegrini and I'd expect Gladallover to feature Kelechi more even with the addition of Nolito. PEG has previously overlooked young players. That lad who ended up at Everton, Lukaku. Could PEG do something crazy like send Rashford out on loan? It'd be great because United would be the worse in the cup and it seems as if he's already got no trouble sacrificing young hungryish players like Lingaard publicly. Not arsed if Deep eye plays or not. He's nothing special but if he gets a 51 year old Drogba to Old Trafford wouldn't be surprised...

...in fact. I'd love it haha
:Edit: I've had to edit this post 4 times ffs. Stupid keyboard
 
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