United 2016/17

[TheThirdDeano]

Yep, will be a Utd are back campaign fir a few days now they have beaten a very poor team. Plus in about 4 days when they have made sure no media have pics of empty seats, crowd will be announced as a 75k sellout.

FOllowed by a weekly subsections detailing the maths and stats that prove that, 'it only was Pogba worth the fee, he was in fact a bargin

 

[The perfect fumble]

Just been to home bargains in snipe and was served my no other than Andy fucking Tate, what a rite missable bastard he is as well. Horrible customer service. Looked like he was on the verge of topping himself.

He got the job on a technicality of a legend who recommended him.

 

[Mikejl]

Sports moron on BBC breakfast hails a record breaking night at Old Toilet, led by that man, Wayne...... switches off

 

[Don Karleone]

Sports moron on BBC breakfast hails a record breaking night at Old Toilet, led by that man, Wayne...... switches off

This Wayne?



Didn't watch the match myself,but I assume he was pulled up for either the foul or the offside?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

This Wayne?



Didn't watch the match myself,but I assume he was pulled up for either the foul or the offside?

Fantastic editing on bbc brekki of this worldy first goal, the pictures start after the push.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Will they have more comebacks than big nose has goals? !

 

[Hart of the Matter]

Genuinely confused why the two threads on United exist. Surely nearly everything about them is funny?

 

[Blue Til Death]

Has there ever been a more abject performance in a euro game than Feyenoord churned out last night? Still, the good news is that the rags have now crawled back out from under their stones as they are world beaters once again...until the next game... ;-)

The commentator must have said "a packed old toilet" at least 20 times last night... Wonder why he felt the need, cant even remember who it was...!

 

[dario2739]

This Wayne?



Didn't watch the match myself,but I assume he was pulled up for either the foul or the offside?

Fuck me... seems Moaninho crying about their bad luck has paid off... a foul followed by an offside goal!

 

[dario2739]

Has there ever been a more abject performance in a euro game than Feyenoord churned out last night? Still, the good news is that the rags have now crawled back out from under their stones as they are world beaters once again...until the next game... ;-)

The commentator must have said "a packed old toilet" at least 20 times last night... Wonder why he felt the need, cant even remember who it was...!

Wasn't the top tier of the "Sir Bacon-faced Pisscan" stand closed?d