United 2016/17

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FourFourTwo have asked me to come up with 20 reasons why I hate United. Its a dream gig!

Currently editing my choices down from original 1000 haha

Thought I'd throw it open all the same. What's your biggest bugbears?
The myths that have been built up that are utter b/s late eighties they were shite and averaging less than 35k, they have been a club that had a brief spot of success early 1900s on the back of taking most of our (suspiciously) banned players including Meredith. Then nothing of note including being bailed out several times by us until the mid fifties where they were decent until mid late 60s then nothing again until the 90s when the Sky cash and the change in how attendance revenues was split in their favour allowed them to build and financially bully everyone until Chelsea and us spoiled the party
 
The number of times they have been saved from going bust by rich business men.
The year of their formation (1902).
Bribes.
Dodgy meat.
How they treated the Munich family's.
How all their fans started supporting them when they were shit. (should have built a bigger stadium at the time )
Eyes under toilet doors.
Bombs behind toilet doors.
Hiding behind toilet doors then sneaking out of toilet windows.
Manchester ???
 
Rooney eyeing future in management

Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney reflects on his record-breaking goals tally for the club and reveals he would relish the opportunity to manage once he stops playing.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38771516

Management?!?! He couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery!
 
Rooney eyeing future in management

Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney reflects on his record-breaking goals tally for the club and reveals he would relish the opportunity to manage once he stops playing.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38771516

Management?!?! He couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery!
Maybe so, but you can guarantee he'll land a decent job.
 
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