United 2016/17

[RayCTID]

Or Rooney will visit the same Barbers as Pogba.

 

[Tanzeylee]

So yesterday`s main headline...."Rooney to leave for China this transfer window".....

Now today`s main headline...."Rooney unlikely to leave this transfer window".....

Tomorrow......."Rooney to have a shit this transfer window".....

Let's hope he shits out an hedgehog

 

[Bozo]

Apparently from a rag in work, they're currently on a 38 game winning streak...

 

[schfc6]

Any chance of a picture of this please?

Sorry no, but they had two tiers, one(the top one) was 3/4 empty.

 

[old blue]

Headlined as the" Beijing Pudding".

 

[grasybaby]

The sky bullshit and love in continues. Ray Wilkins just on reviewing the rags game with St Etienne stating how wonderful they played and they are now on an unbeaten run of 17 games.
That's a lot of fucking games in four weeks since they LOST to the mighty Hull City.
As they say if you tell a lie loud enough and often enough 659million people will believe it.

 

[zandvoort blue]

The sky bullshit and love in continues. Ray Wilkins just on reviewing the rags game with St Etienne stating how wonderful they played and they are now on an unbeaten run of 17 games.
That's a lot of fucking games in four weeks since they LOST to the mighty Hull City.
As they say if you tell a lie loud enough and often enough 659million people will believe it.

What made me laugh most was Uncle Fester saying should the Rags waiver a transfer fee then there will be huge interest in signing Rooney, as clubs (such as Everton) could afford to pay a huge wage to him if there was no fee involved. Now, can someone tell me what are the chances of the Glazers sanctioning a free transfer.

 

[Indaparkside]

How the fuck can Maureen say the draws a fix cold balls and hot balls etc in his press conference, and the journalist on sky has just said oh he said it as a joke . Bacary gets fined for his 10 against 12 tweet it's corrupt beyond belief, I don't give a fuck if he was joking or not there was a method in his madness whatch sky, talkshite etc they will just laugh it off as banter bent bastards.

 

[HelloCity]

Massive

 

[Sunny Coast Blue]

Win, lose, draw - even if they're not playing, I fucking despise everything about the rags...and always will do. Even death will not stop me from hating those bastards. When I'm long since dead I shall hover about like an ethereal will 'o the wisp still despising them. From the Pisscan, Gill, Comb-over, Crerand, Bryan Riggs, Beckscum, ****ona, right down to a single blade of grass on their training pitch, I have nothing but hatred for them and their kind.

Loathing the rags (and all that is associated with them) is a part of my molecular structure. It's in my DNA, and it's genetically encoded within me so that I will pass on my intense hatred to my future offspring. In many many years from now my grandchildren's grandchildren will thank me for the legacy I will have left them. A legacy of pure, 100% sheer fucking hatred for the rags.

They are five years in our shadow and growing, spare a thought for the manc wannabes. Nah just laugh at the deluded match fixing cnuts. They can't claim they won a thing that wasn't fixed, keep up the good work.