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[aguero93:20]

Yeah. But are they catholic or protestant buddhists?

Don't know, who cares, they're all rags anyway.

 

[mat]

Attention seeking twat. Did he do this when he replaced him at Chelsea?

Some stupid Rag **** forgot to put the AP on the end of it.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Radio 5 covering an interesting story right now. Apparently Rooney was thinking about going to China.
Great scoop.

 

[bluethrunthru]

It was, as many have said, a huge pr ploy. They're very clever at this stuff, albeit quite sad. Why did his agent go all that way, only for Rooney to release a statement days later saying he's going nowhere. You just kinda wish at least one journalist would call it for the utter bollocks it is. There must be one who still holds dear the ethics and morals of decent honest journalism. Somewhere. Surely. No?

maybe the Chinese takeaway round the corner from him broke down and he heard he could get some really good sweet and sour toad at a place in Beijing? Maybe part of an on-going deal with the rags to stoke the media fire

 

[bluethrunthru]

Fuck 'em! The death rattle is sounding loud and clear over at the swamp and they know it. The arrival of that eye-gouging, Portuguese ponce and his stagnant, putrid, long-ball style saw the crumbling of the myth that has been perpetuated over the years by the likes of Neil Custis, Oliver Holt, and all the other slimy reptilians employed by the tabloids. The fucking so-called 'Un*ted Way' crap. If it weren't so serious it would be hysterically funny, watching BT, Sky, ITV, BBC and all the others slavering with unbridled sycophancy over the latest mutterings from the deluded one. Trying to kid everyone that all is rosy at the swamp despite the whole world seeing that Shrek has (once again) held them to ransom. That the signing of Pogshit was not the calamitous fuck-up everybody else sees. That despite his alleged 'retirement' the Pisscan is still in charge there, glowering like fucking Jacob Marley's ghostly apparition over the theatre of debt. That despite spending record-breaking sums of money (that they can ill afford) they're basically a Sam Allardyce/Tony Pulis team.

The footballing equivalent of the Grim Reaper is on his way to the swamp, and I hope to fuck that we administer the embalming fluid to the cadaver in the next derby.

Rectally I trust?

 

[Tanzeylee]

Buddhist I think mate.

Arnt bears Trappist

 

[aguero93:20]

Arnt bears Trappist

Space Aliens? Fucking knew it the sneaky bastards.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Just seen the europa draw! Lol!

 

[Tanzeylee]

Space Aliens? Fucking knew it the sneaky bastards.

The other Trappist as in I'm only here for the bear(beer)

 

[bluethrunthru]

Just seen the europa draw! Lol!

Made me giggle too - that must be at least 2 bus routes away or one expensive cab !!