United 2016/17

[SPIDERBOY]

Could make a film with him as the lead role.

LUKE SHAW
IS​

PIE SLAYER​

 

[andyhinch]

I see Richard Arnold is claiming the shite are "as big as a religion" is he getting them confused with the dippers ?

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Jose shifting blame to literally anyone in the club but himself. Of course he'll need another £100m in January, transition don't you know.....

Classic blame deflection strategy from him. Slagging players off and dropping big hints that things are not right at the club – you would think he had only been there 2 weeks, he has been there 6 months already?

You would also think he would stay well clear of criticising the medical staff given his demise at Chelsea!

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Naming a pie after him.

In other news Maureen has been reported he's doing a full audit on the club culture on 5live. That makes me think the club are keeping him :)

If Shaw is the Pieman, does that make Mike Smalling Simple Simon?

As for this audit, I know he likes publically humiliating people, but going through the whole club set-up on the radio seems a bit much.

 

[lancs blue]

I see Richard Arnold is claiming the shite are "as big as a religion" is he getting them confused with the dippers ?

Who the fuck is Richard Arnold?

 

[andyhinch]

Who the fuck is Richard Arnold?

The rags MD

 

[mat]

I see Richard Arnold is claiming the shite are "as big as a religion" is he getting them confused with the dippers ?

Another tick next to them becoming the new dippers.

 

[lancs blue]

The rags MD

Ta, I've never heard of him before. He's about 50 years too late with the whole "bigger than Jesus" stuff.

 

[remember arthur mann]

I see Richard Arnold is claiming the shite are "as big as a religion" is he getting them confused with the dippers ?

Yes, does a bit of PT work on Good Morning Britain to pay off rags debt, LOL !!

 

[Tanzeylee]

I see Richard Arnold is claiming the shite are "as big as a religion" is he getting them confused with the dippers ?

John Lennon is spinning in his grave right now

 

[TCIB]

Yes, does a bit of PT work on Good Morning Britain to pay off rags debt, LOL !!

He is the love child of Martin Freeman and Vladimir Putin which seems to have led to a man with no lips.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Who the fuck is Richard Arnold?

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

I see Richard Arnold is claiming the shite are "as big as a religion" is he getting them confused with the dippers ?

It's a misquote. The journalist thought he said, " United followers are a big bunch of cults."

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I see Richard Arnold is claiming the shite are "as big as a religion" is he getting them confused with the dippers ?

They're like the Amish. Living in the long distant past.

 

[mat]

They're like the Amish. Living in the long distant past.

Explains why uncle Marholm looked like one.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

^^Annoying 'I'm on every programme' ****.

 

[manimanc]

Called Liverpool fans for 20 odd years about looking back and istree then turn into them.
Called us bitter for over 30 odd years and then turn bitter themselves about our success.
You got to love these rags. Great sense of humour.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Was it only me that heard the BB on Talkshite say that Griezmann (sp) has expressed a wish to join the rags as he wants to play alongside his international team mate Pogba at club level..... You really could not make this shit up! If you did people would call you insane and call for the men I white coats... of that I'm certain.

Why the fuck would he want to join a mid table, non-CL, Premiership side? Mate or no mate!

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Was it only me that heard the BB on Talkshite say that Griezmann (sp) has expressed a wish to join the rags as he wants to play alongside his international team mate Pogba at club level..... You really could not make this shit up! If you did people would call you insane and call for the men I white coats... of that I'm certain.

Why the fuck would he want to join a mid table, non-CL, Premiership side? Mate or no mate!

Nope. I heard it too. Nearly crashed my van.

 

[Ed68]

Greizeman mentioned playing with Pogba at some point. Surprisingly no mention of our friends across the border.