I'm sure Hucknall will step into Sir Bob's shoes and launch Rag Aid, if things start getting financially tight:
'Glory glory' re-recorded with all (if they haven't already jumped ship) the accumulated plastic celebs.
Govt lobbied to waive the VAT as it's clearly a charity that has touched the 659m. Crazed fans besiege ITunes and google play, demanding to know why they can't buy the tune more than once, or at their own astronomical price.
Concert lined up at wembley, the closest stadium home for fans, (bitter at £10 a pint) where IPhones displaying the 'pool candle app, will wave in perfect sheep formation, as Hucknall goes on bended knee to recite the Pogba Prayer, whilst the big screens display the heart rending and money givers tugging of the sick swan, the unlawful backheel,
the never-ending ranks of failed Duncan Edwards Mk2's, and the poor barely lifeless stadium...grass... just lying there as rats flit around. With the alluded to, but still glossed over, history of how did it all happen and come to this, with a voice over by Nesbitt, 'that this bailout, sorry resurrection, it can never happen again in this world, this completely red world, oh the inhumanity.'
...and all the while, in a Mall, far far away, a group of free market fighters stroke their ginger beards and plot the outbound movement of more dosh than a Brexit vote.