United 2016/17

[Pam]

The Cheeto faced, ferret wearing, rag shitgibbon.

LOL

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

They're all goldfish on this station. Earlier today.

Perry Groves - "Which team that has won the FA Cup, in the last ten years, will be playing in the 1st round.
Cogs whirring....
Bob Mills - "Portsmouth".
Perry Groves - "Correct. Who scored the winning goal in their final V Cardiff".
Jim White - "Kanu. But WHO did they beat in the final".

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

The nose is 35 now.

No he isn't he's only 29 six years ago a I read on the cafe recently

 

[blue dallas]

The Cheeto faced, ferret wearing, rag shitgibbon.

A shitgibbon ?

A gibbon who's shit !

I like that [emoji1531]

 

[aguero93:20]

They're all goldfish on this station. Earlier today.

Perry Groves - "Which team that has won the FA Cup, in the last ten years, will be playing in the 1st round.
Cogs whirring....
Bob Mills - "Portsmouth".
Perry Groves - "Correct. Who scored the winning goal in their final V Cardiff".
Jim White - "Kanu. But WHO did they beat in the final".

Did he get it right?

 

[oakiecokie]

Has anyone else noticed the rags in the pub phenomenom? How when you are in the pub and they are on the box, if they get beat within 30 seconds of that final whisle they are nowhere to be seen. Gone as if by magic. When I lived in the Manchester area I often used to laugh when this happened, but even here in the wild plains of South Cheshire the same thing happens. Popped in my local for a swift one last night after they had played, sure enough not a one remained the place was deserted, the bar maid confirmed there had been a mass exodus of about 10 as the final whistle blew, and indeed several others had left well before the end looking very distressed.

Its getting silly now, I am having to go to Leighton Hospital at least twice a week to get my bollocks sown back on having laughed them off again.

Should see the fuckers in Winsford pn,or to be more precise you fucking don`t after a loss.Fucking loving it especially in my local as its a Dipper pub also,so the Rags get both barrels.

 

[jimharri]

Apparently our quiet neighbours haven't won this season after playing in the EL (two defeats and a draw). That's what I'm reading on a forum over here in rag central anyway. Just saying, like.

 

[domalino]

here is a link for an old article about the success of the All Blacks rugby team that speaks of humility in a different way to mourinho...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/acti...-guide-to-being-successful-off-the-field.html

In my opinion, having met a few of the all blacks fleetingly, the All Blacks culture of humility is (like so much about them and their image) completely manufactured and artificial. They love to sit around patting themselves on the back for being so humble, very rarely see much evidence of them showing any more humility than any other rugby players.

 

[aguero93:20]

Apparently our quiet neighbours haven't won this season after playing in the EL (two defeats and a draw). That's what I'm reading on a forum over here in rag central anyway. Just saying, like.

They haven't won many games full stop, so it could easily be a coincidence.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

The Cheeto faced, ferret wearing, rag shitgibbon.

Nice addition to the only way to describe the cheeto faced ferret wearing shitgibbon. We best be careful or his fan boy will be along to tell us how wrong we are about him.

 

[Sir peace frog]

picture the scene ramp crew room,5 oclock in the morning everybody tired and a bit quiet, a certain frog whose peaceful walks into the quiet room and belts out a stirring version of

oh what a night
watching city on a Tuesday night
you play Thursday coz your fucking shite
what a feeling what a night
ahahaha ,half the room was laughing the other half covered their faces. :)

loving it at the moment don't hear a peep out of those fuckers nowadays.

 

[kaz7]

Apparently our quiet neighbours haven't won this season after playing in the EL (two defeats and a draw). That's what I'm reading on a forum over here in rag central anyway. Just saying, like.

I think with jose out of the way they will play better and get the win,when he gets back however....

 

[jimharri]

They haven't won many games full stop, so it could easily be a coincidence.

Fair point, actually.

 

[East Level 2]

Not if United players do it - its allowed in the UEFA Rule Book under Exemption Clause 13(c ) applicable only for past winners and those with long 'istories .

Ah, the TV viewers exemption clause. Bit like the one allowing those playing for the Catalan ****s to foul in the box without a penalty being awarded.

 

[hobbsisablue]

According to Jermaine fookin Jenas, Luke Shaw would get in the City starting 11.
Luke fookin Shaw?
Are you fookin Shaw?

 

[nixmith2]

Just read this on Red Cafe, it made me warm and fuzzy inside:

"Ok, I'm done with the club right now. This situation is actually far worse than the Moyes one. In Moyes we had a charlatan - however, he wanted to do his best and had intentions to win and take the club forward. He just didn't have the knowledge or tools to do so. He set us back to a level that can be compared to Tottenham 10 years ago.

LVG - as usual he will look even better when you look at it in hindsight. He's growing for every minute now and I wouldn't be surprised to see a little chapter on him in the club's cabinet. With only a bit of luck there might even been a small statue - of course not the size of the biggest legends, but something like a face sculpture. We could discuss this matter for a lifetime without reaching a conclusion. Let's just leave it with a FA cup title. People seem to underestimate the difficulty with reaching to the very top in that competition. It's one hell of an achievement!

So let's go over to Mourinho. Last night he really shocked me. I've gone from hating him to fearing him. It all started getting spooky when we lost to Feyenoord in september, right after a horrible defeat to City. I said then that was the worse performance in our club's history. It was just unreal. We followed that up with a 3-1 loss vs Watford :houllier: SAF would never have had that. He'd be fuming after the City loss and go on to win 5-6 games in a row!!

So just what the hell is going on? I'll tell you my thoughts.

Guys, I'm afraid we've got ourself a full blooded psychopath as a manager. If you look at his behavior at the club it's unheard of. Yes, LVG had his shit with Di Maria and Memphis, but never did he let it get personal. I'm talking about Schweinsteiger here. This has become a virus in the club and we are now seeing the results of it. Mourinho is not a team builder - he's a freaking monster. He's constantly seeking for confrontation to scare the players at his own club, opposition club or people associated with football in any way. He started out softly with including Rooney etc, but it was always in the plan to overtake the power at the club.

At Madrid he went straight into the wall. He went into a fight with Cassillias and we all know how that ended. The club was in deep trouble for a long while until they got rid of him. At Chelsea it continued. This is because of some mental problem he's been getting of lately. Just listen to the way he talks, he just can't behave in the public room, he's just got to attack referees or players or even his staff. He needs house-training right now.

I called this before we signed him and had to retreat from that opinion right away after being HATE ATTACKED by the CAF!! I wanted to hang on to LVG. I saw the trouble coming from a mile away with that staff bullshit at Chelsea. And look at where we are now. IN DEEP SHIT. And it will get worse. He's now buying himself time by taking Schweinsteiger back into training in the frist team. I bet Schweiny is just in there to get more humiliation.

This freak is so sick that he even signs players that he can bully if there are not enough victims in the club. Take Mhiki for example last night. WHAT THE feck WAS THAT CONTRIBUTE MORE BULLSHIT?? :eek:

He knows he's lost right now. Just where the hell is he heading after a failure at our club? No big club will want him and he will never take on a shit job. Unfortunately we're stuck with him because we're already paying wages for both Moyes and LVG and can never afford having a third guy on the payroll + new manager (and who the hell would be the new manager????). I think this will cost us millions of pounds and will take years to repair - if it's even possible to do. RIP MAN UNITED!!!!:("

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Just read this on Red Cafe, it made me warm and fuzzy inside:

"Ok, I'm done with the club right now. This situation is actually far worse than the Moyes one. In Moyes we had a charlatan - however, he wanted to do his best and had intentions to win and take the club forward. He just didn't have the knowledge or tools to do so. He set us back to a level that can be compared to Tottenham 10 years ago.

LVG - as usual he will look even better when you look at it in hindsight. He's growing for every minute now and I wouldn't be surprised to see a little chapter on him in the club's cabinet. With only a bit of luck there might even been a small statue - of course not the size of the biggest legends, but something like a face sculpture. We could discuss this matter for a lifetime without reaching a conclusion. Let's just leave it with a FA cup title. People seem to underestimate the difficulty with reaching to the very top in that competition. It's one hell of an achievement!

So let's go over to Mourinho. Last night he really shocked me. I've gone from hating him to fearing him. It all started getting spooky when we lost to Feyenoord in september, right after a horrible defeat to City. I said then that was the worse performance in our club's history. It was just unreal. We followed that up with a 3-1 loss vs Watford :houllier: SAF would never have had that. He'd be fuming after the City loss and go on to win 5-6 games in a row!!

So just what the hell is going on? I'll tell you my thoughts.

Guys, I'm afraid we've got ourself a full blooded psychopath as a manager. If you look at his behavior at the club it's unheard of. Yes, LVG had his shit with Di Maria and Memphis, but never did he let it get personal. I'm talking about Schweinsteiger here. This has become a virus in the club and we are now seeing the results of it. Mourinho is not a team builder - he's a freaking monster. He's constantly seeking for confrontation to scare the players at his own club, opposition club or people associated with football in any way. He started out softly with including Rooney etc, but it was always in the plan to overtake the power at the club.

At Madrid he went straight into the wall. He went into a fight with Cassillias and we all know how that ended. The club was in deep trouble for a long while until they got rid of him. At Chelsea it continued. This is because of some mental problem he's been getting of lately. Just listen to the way he talks, he just can't behave in the public room, he's just got to attack referees or players or even his staff. He needs house-training right now.

I called this before we signed him and had to retreat from that opinion right away after being HATE ATTACKED by the CAF!! I wanted to hang on to LVG. I saw the trouble coming from a mile away with that staff bullshit at Chelsea. And look at where we are now. IN DEEP SHIT. And it will get worse. He's now buying himself time by taking Schweinsteiger back into training in the frist team. I bet Schweiny is just in there to get more humiliation.

This freak is so sick that he even signs players that he can bully if there are not enough victims in the club. Take Mhiki for example last night. WHAT THE feck WAS THAT CONTRIBUTE MORE BULLSHIT?? :eek:

He knows he's lost right now. Just where the hell is he heading after a failure at our club? No big club will want him and he will never take on a shit job. Unfortunately we're stuck with him because we're already paying wages for both Moyes and LVG and can never afford having a third guy on the payroll + new manager (and who the hell would be the new manager????). I think this will cost us millions of pounds and will take years to repair - if it's even possible to do. RIP MAN UNITED!!!!:("

This makes me think of that old saying. Sod you Jack we're alright.

 

[Pell]

Just read this on Red Cafe, it made me warm and fuzzy inside:

"Ok, I'm done with the club right now. This situation is actually far worse than the Moyes one. In Moyes we had a charlatan - however, he wanted to do his best and had intentions to win and take the club forward. He just didn't have the knowledge or tools to do so. He set us back to a level that can be compared to Tottenham 10 years ago.

LVG - as usual he will look even better when you look at it in hindsight. He's growing for every minute now and I wouldn't be surprised to see a little chapter on him in the club's cabinet. With only a bit of luck there might even been a small statue - of course not the size of the biggest legends, but something like a face sculpture. We could discuss this matter for a lifetime without reaching a conclusion. Let's just leave it with a FA cup title. People seem to underestimate the difficulty with reaching to the very top in that competition. It's one hell of an achievement!

So let's go over to Mourinho. Last night he really shocked me. I've gone from hating him to fearing him. It all started getting spooky when we lost to Feyenoord in september, right after a horrible defeat to City. I said then that was the worse performance in our club's history. It was just unreal. We followed that up with a 3-1 loss vs Watford :houllier: SAF would never have had that. He'd be fuming after the City loss and go on to win 5-6 games in a row!!

So just what the hell is going on? I'll tell you my thoughts.

Guys, I'm afraid we've got ourself a full blooded psychopath as a manager. If you look at his behavior at the club it's unheard of. Yes, LVG had his shit with Di Maria and Memphis, but never did he let it get personal. I'm talking about Schweinsteiger here. This has become a virus in the club and we are now seeing the results of it. Mourinho is not a team builder - he's a freaking monster. He's constantly seeking for confrontation to scare the players at his own club, opposition club or people associated with football in any way. He started out softly with including Rooney etc, but it was always in the plan to overtake the power at the club.

At Madrid he went straight into the wall. He went into a fight with Cassillias and we all know how that ended. The club was in deep trouble for a long while until they got rid of him. At Chelsea it continued. This is because of some mental problem he's been getting of lately. Just listen to the way he talks, he just can't behave in the public room, he's just got to attack referees or players or even his staff. He needs house-training right now.

I called this before we signed him and had to retreat from that opinion right away after being HATE ATTACKED by the CAF!! I wanted to hang on to LVG. I saw the trouble coming from a mile away with that staff bullshit at Chelsea. And look at where we are now. IN DEEP SHIT. And it will get worse. He's now buying himself time by taking Schweinsteiger back into training in the frist team. I bet Schweiny is just in there to get more humiliation.

This freak is so sick that he even signs players that he can bully if there are not enough victims in the club. Take Mhiki for example last night. WHAT THE feck WAS THAT CONTRIBUTE MORE BULLSHIT?? :eek:

He knows he's lost right now. Just where the hell is he heading after a failure at our club? No big club will want him and he will never take on a shit job. Unfortunately we're stuck with him because we're already paying wages for both Moyes and LVG and can never afford having a third guy on the payroll + new manager (and who the hell would be the new manager????). I think this will cost us millions of pounds and will take years to repair - if it's even possible to do. RIP MAN UNITED!!!!:("

He's bang on about his time at Real. Read what Guillem Balague, Graham Hunter, and any other Spanish football pundit has said about Mourinho's spell there, they all say the same thing. If we held on and beat them 2-1 in that Champions League game in 2012 at the Bernabeu, I believe that would have been the end for him there. They got 2 late goals from Benzema and Ronaldo and he lived to fight for another day, but he was on the brink when Kolarov put us infront.

 

[TCIB]

Was afk yesterday, what happened, i know they lost but redcafe is full of satisfying threads atm essentially going on about how shite they are. Is it the amalgamation of us doing Barca and them getting done by a dodgy Turkish team and the rest or did they really do something bad last night?

 

[kaz7]

Was afk yesterday, what happened, i know they lost but redcafe is full of satisfying threads atm essentially going on about how shite they are. Is it the amalgamation of us doing Barca and them getting done by a dodgy Turkish team and the rest or did they really do something bad last night?

They were awful,undone by 2 wonder goals first 2 mins in,only tried right at the end after rughead got a goal,maureen and the team looked uninterested,got what they deserved