United 2016/17

[Prestwich_Blue]

I just laugh now at Council House jibes. I drink in Salford had one lad trying to give me shit about it. "Wait a minute pal, just remind me where you live? Yep Kenyon Way Little hulton. One big council estate. He then goes on about we pay for your ground. Once again dick head, you pay into Salford Council, Not Manchester"

The easiest answer is to tell them we operate the stadium under a finance lease, where the risks and rewards of ownership are effectively transferred from the lessor to the lessee. We are entitled to keep all the income deriving from our use of the stadium, while paying an agreed sum to the lessor (i.e. the council). We can also carry out any changes (presumably subject to their approval). Tell them to go away and read FRS102, which will explain it all. That usually shuts them up.

 

[mancitymick]

The easiest answer is to tell them we operate the stadium under a finance lease, where the risks and rewards of ownership are effectively transferred from the lessor to the lessee. We are entitled to keep all the income deriving from our use of the stadium, while paying an agreed sum to the lessor (i.e. the council). We can also carry out any changes (presumably subject to their approval). Tell them to go away and read FRS102, which will explain it all. That usually shuts them up.

Brillaint, cheers pal

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The easiest answer is to tell them we operate the stadium under a finance lease, where the risks and rewards of ownership are effectively transferred from the lessor to the lessee. We are entitled to keep all the income deriving from our use of the stadium, while paying an agreed sum to the lessor (i.e. the council). We can also carry out any changes (presumably subject to their approval). Tell them to go away and read FRS102, which will explain it all. That usually shuts them up.

Or alternatively you could point out that Rooney shags grannies.

 

[mad4city]

The easiest answer is to tell them we operate the stadium under a finance lease, where the risks and rewards of ownership are effectively transferred from the lessor to the lessee. We are entitled to keep all the income deriving from our use of the stadium, while paying an agreed sum to the lessor (i.e. the council). We can also carry out any changes (presumably subject to their approval). Tell them to go away and read FRS102, which will explain it all. That usually shuts them up...
...And then, once you have lulled them to sleep by quoting smallprint, slap 'em on the head before jumping off of the train.
Top tip1: Wait for the train doors to open before jumping off.
Top tip2: Don't try this on a boat.
Top tip3: Avoid falling asleep before they do. Remember, it takes many years of Jedi-like accountancy training before one can master this technique without oneself succumbing to its soporific effects. Try reading aloud passages of Alan Shearer's autobiography, to begin with and build your tolerance up from there.

Now amended - and with some important health warnings, too.
:-)

 

[mat]

The piss can is back!!!

Various media outlets thanking him for motivating PEG to take the rags to Thursday night glory....

 

[bakerdave76]

Tell all the red scum why are they bothered about the noisy neighbours!!!

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Ball Bag Bailly has now stated PEG is the best manager in the world (before BBB disappears for a holiday in January at the ACN) , he's played a dozen games for a club who can barely make the top 6 and yet the gouger is best manager ever ? Can't wait for the next headlines when ticket tout admits he was horribly wrong about PEG and he is on a par with Baconface and Sir Alf.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

The easiest answer is to tell them we operate the stadium under a finance lease, where the risks and rewards of ownership are effectively transferred from the lessor to the lessee. We are entitled to keep all the income deriving from our use of the stadium, while paying an agreed sum to the lessor (i.e. the council). We can also carry out any changes (presumably subject to their approval). Tell them to go away and read FRS102, which will explain it all. That usually shuts them up.

Except that most of the fuckwits probably can't read .

 

[Vienna_70]

Tell all the red scum why are they bothered about the noisy neighbours!!!

Shouldn't that be, 'ask'?

 

[blue by birth]

Tell the red twats to fuck off back to Singapore, Ireland, Norway, London or whatever shit stained hovel they come from.
Only problem with getting a year older is that it gives me a year less to hate the bastard's.