United 2016/17

[its a Barm]

Its like being in love with your hot girlfriend but she fucks you off, you don't want to leave but you know there is no future anymore. You are upset and maybe resentful and then one night her older slutty sister staggers out of a bar pissed up and offers to take you home for some filthy sex. She is well past her best but looks OK with a load of slap on and you heard was good in the sack.

What do you do ?

Do you have her number she sounds perfect for me.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

If they are wank what are we?

the best team in the land and all the world.

 

[mat]

 

[Dave S]

I wonder why?

 

[babyape]

Guillem Balague talking about De Gea to Madrid:

"Just why would he want to leave a club that is one of the world's biggest, a club on the up..."

A club on the up you say....?

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Guillem Balague talking about De Gea to Madrid:

"Just why would he want to leave a club that is one of the world's biggest, a club on the up..."

A club on the up you say....?

It's 'up' Italian for 'on its arse'?

 

[yeseye]

I'm surprised they haven't charged Sergio with the old 'aggressive walking'
leading up to the scotch kiss!

 

[KentBlue]

In view of his thuggish history he should have been hung, drawn and quartered.

 

[kaz7]

I thought refusing to leave was another game,a least he will be a miss for them with beaky out as well,no plan b
Good job sergio

 

[mat]

No charge for not controlling players too.

Funny that....