United 2016/17

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Anyone remember the David Moyes season when after years and years of talking about the top 4 Sky suddenly started talking about the top 7?

Funny thing, nobody seems to be talking about the top 7 any more, but something called the "Big Six" seems to have come into being. It's almost as though they will change whatever parameters they have previously used just so that they can shoehorn the rags into whatever passes for the elite group in any given season.
It'll be the top 16 next season then.
 

UNITED FUCKING HAMMERED AT HOME AGAIN


united ran out the united faithful roared out the spine chilling football anthem knickknack paddy wack, clad in the blood red shirts made famous by best ,law ,Charlton and paddy roache they still looked like a bunch of ****s,misery walked behind the ****s, hands in pocket head bowed sneering and muttering something about Chelsea,doctors and London


end my article

motm Sergio aguero said in the mixing area,ive never scored 10 in a match before,godthey were fucking shite,when asked about the victory,pep couldn't answer for laughing as misery walked head bowed muttering something about Chelsea,doctors and London

final score united 0- MANCHESTER CITY 16

take that you twats
 
UNITED FUCKING HAMMERED AT HOME AGAIN


united ran out the united faithful roared out the spine chilling football anthem knickknack paddy wack, clad in the blood red shirts made famous by best ,law ,Charlton and paddy roache they still looked like a bunch of ****s,misery walked behind the ****s, hands in pocket head bowed sneering and muttering something about Chelsea,doctors and London


end my article

motm Sergio aguero said in the mixing area,ive never scored 10 in a match before,godthey were fucking shite,when asked about the victory,pep couldn't answer for laughing as misery walked head bowed muttering something about Chelsea,doctors and London

final score united 0- MANCHESTER CITY 16

take that you twats

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Looks like Real Madrid getting their revenge over the De Gea signing. "Oh what's that you're asking for silly money for De Gea? Ok then. What's that you want Morata? Sure 80 million Euro's please".
 
Looks like Real Madrid getting their revenge over the De Gea signing. "Oh what's that you're asking for silly money for De Gea? Ok then. What's that you want Morata? Sure 80 million Euro's please".
Madrid must be having a few giggles over this, i bet they have a fiver on it each in the board room what number they can take it to before utd say they can't go higher. Some loon will have stuck their fiver on 100m euro, still they would not have been laughed at.
 
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