I had this wierd dream yesterday - it was the derby at Old Toilet, where United get all the decisions in their favour. About 25 minutes in, there was an incident in their penalty box - ha; as if City would get anywhere near their box - and one of our players went down. Then a minute or so later, the ref was pulled up by VAR and went to the TV screen. I know it was a dream because the ref then made that 'box' sign and gave City a penalty.
I dreamt we'd signed Erling Haaland, and he came up and calmly scored it, before celebrating wildly in front of all the scum fans, as it was at their end.
Later in the dream, Haaland got another - a header; Foden knocked one in, and it finished up 3-0 for City, with the United players chasing shadows and trying to kick any blue they could get close too.
Course, we know that could never happen to little city.....could it?
I love dreams like that - and it keeps happening| Altogether now, "One Paul Dickov; there's only one Paul Dickov..."