United (A) | PL | Post Match Thread

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[Blue Til Death]

 

[skillman]

Auditioning for strictly

Saw this on Twitter before. Fantastic.

 

[Woody2792]

Still got Kev to come back into this team. Lovely stuff.

 

[Impeccable One]

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Very out of character for Anthony to be lashing out in anger against a male

 

[Pontypool Blue]

Is that Ric ?

 

[HaughtonGreenBlue]

I never once heard any one of those fuckers saying that when Liverpool, United and Arsenal were sharing the prizes out. Fuck them, I hope we win a treble every single year, turn it into a farmer's league.

Agree totally

 

[lefty goldblatt]

The best TEAM performance since the 0-1 win at Stamford Bridge in the Centurion season.
Held them at as length til half time.

After that......

PORN

 

[Rochdale Blue]

What the fuck to do.
Spent all day in Blackpool yesterday on the piss with a football game thrown in the middle, met up with some old mates from years back when I lived down south (Group of guys who support Peterborough - didn’t like the fact their fan base loves baby bacon and let them know in no uncertain terms.)
Suffering this morning. Few nervous shits sorted that out.
Back on it now and plan on getting pissed again.
Thing is I have a job interview at nine in the morning - bottle of Malbec and two Henry Westons in the fridge…………….

It's not in Trafford by any chance?

 

[give it to gordon]

Hilarious United player performance ratings from the MUEN .. Ten Fags 2/10, Anthony 5/10

Shocked Antony got 5

 

[Bluearmy]

Chris Sutton on the bbc has said that he is bored with City winning. Makes me laugh comments like that. I'm definately not bored with it thank you very much Chris. CTID

Im so glad this **** is bored. Makes it so much sweeter. Cheers Chris

 

[roy.or.r]

Why do the rags need a new owner? Haaland and Glazers are enough.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Shocked Antony got 5

Must have forgot the decimal in .5/10 because he was shit on a stick.

 

[Kippaxpete]

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My (LiVARpool supporting) son bought me this the Christmas after the Sick Swan!! It’s proudly displayed on the wall just above my City alphabet that I bought from @Ric many years ago.
THE BEST TEAM IN THE LAND AND ALL THE WORLD!!

I'm sorry pal but that comment calls your parenting skills into serious question.

 

[01282]

I love the comments from the reds of put the kids in. They’ve clearly not been watching their under 23s for the last 3 seasons, regularly get dicked by City and finish in the bottom half. It typifies their ridiculous suggestions without any substance.

 

[Blue Til Death]

The Mason Mount is a little known sexual position. Not often seen and very rarely works

I thought it was a secret society prostitute ..

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[Jamshopbridge]

If so, what a dilemma! I've found myself in enemy territory in the past when City have scored. It's difficult to sit on your hands when what you really want to do is jump 10 feet in the air and rub it in the bastards faces.

You're right. I've been there.... I remember sitting with the home fans at Villa Park and watching watching us score 5 (early 90s, i think David White scored 3 or 4 that night). I finally lost my shit on the 5th goal but it was hard keeping my emotions in check for the first 4 goals. I remember being at the same ground with the Villa fans when Steve Lomas scored the winner when we were fighting to stay up.....absolute torture. I've never done it since.....its too dicey with the old bill or getting filled in by a local.

 

[deano ou812]

I thought their striker Holjand was playing today,there he is next to the twat about to throw something..

 

[Kippaxpete]

That's the best thing. Got texts saying "I wish we'd have scored 1". They are broken.

Just tell them they were fucking lucky to get nil!