United (A) Post Match Thread

[Platt Lane veteran]

Was our last penalty at the swamp, the Curly wurly one?

 

[KS55]

Give Bernie what he wants to stay. He could be our next long term legend.

I read a quote from him this week saying he was happy at City. Perhaps his new role has refreshed him. Certainly not playing like a man who wants away.

 

[MarsLlama]

That whole game will be on Pornhub under the 'submission' category by tonight.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Shaw getting the all-clear from the doctors and then going off with a head injury was a bit dodgy. You'd think that if he was injured enough to have to go off, they would catch that in their initial checks.

 

[SkyBlueTX]

WTF was Ronaldo thinking joining this shower of shite instead of literally almost anywhere else?

 

[markstephenhickey]

Rodri’s passing and positional play today was a fucking joy to watch. My MOTM absolutely ran the show.

 

[give it to gordon]

WTF was Ronaldo thinking joining this shower of shite instead of literally almost anywhere else?

MONEY

 

[manimanc]

@Brewster's millions

Come on, not joining in beating the red mardarses?

 

[lionheart]

How did the Rags manage 32% possession? It seemed more like 20% to me. A shame that Raheem wasn't allowed a 15 minute cameo to help boost his confidence.

 

[BigJoe#1]

"Put the ball in the fridge" - Pep Guadiola?