United (A) Post Match Thread

[Keeper!]

 

[Gazza]

Utd lose 8 matches at home in the same calendar year for the first time since 1989
Utd had more shots against their own GK than against City
Utd had only 4 touches in their opponents box; their worst ever performance in the PL
Utd could finish the weekend in 10th
21% of all Utd defeats in the PL have come under Ole's tenure

Just a few 'stats' :D

Worth a 'like' just for point 2.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

This Photo, what a magic player

That's how to properly take the piss !

 

[Jimmieblue]

Hope they are creating havoc in that dressing room.

 

[give it to gordon]

10 out of 10 for all our lads. A master class

 

[Protein Junkie]

As I said earlier this week. A 12.30 kick off v Rags on a Saturday gives us more time to enjoy the weekend.
32% possession and one shot - your supposed to be at home you Rag cnuts

 

[SidJames]

That was on a par with how easy it was against Norwich earlier in the season. We absolutely dominated them. It was like shagging a girl while her fella is sat on a chair at the side of the bed watching on

Great ANALogy :-)

 

[Blue Til Death]

Best team in the world and best team in Manchester ….

Won again .. Night night Oly…. Yer ****

 

[OntarioBlue]

Just watching the replay of Bailly’s own goal. He shinned it just like Rooney. Does that make it goal of the season ?

 

[Eccles Blue]

In fairness to Ole he took the time to appaud the fan at the end.

That's only so they won't shout for him to be sacked!! Keep in with the fans Ole because you sure as eggs aren't keeping in with your team. No respect for you at all have they? HA,HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,HA, HA, HA, HA,HA,HA, HA, HA, HAHA,HA, HA, HA, HA,HA,HA, HA, HA, HA,HA,HA, HA, HA, HA.

 

[Luck95]

Incredibly easy, very satisfying, get in. Ole’s at the wheel!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Keane saying they should have smashed our players so they feel better , massive nasty ****

Alf Inge Haarland know all about that ****'s tricks .

 

[adam.marrett]

To sit back nervous as hell and then know after 20 minutes they never had a chance, and then know they aren't competing with us or anywhere near us for another decade after 45 is one of the most satisfying feelings as a City die hard who wakes up at ridiculous times to watch our games in Australia and all of that ever.

I'm now 37 and started this love affair when I was a kid with our club and copped insufferable amounts of shit from part time Rag pricks for decades for how much better then us they are etc, now the worm has turned and they aren't in our league. They are that far behind our manager in Pep said as much all week in the lead up, and pre game.

It means the world to us fans to beat that scum, but to Pep and the players it's that simple it's similar to a game against Wolves now, we turn up at 60/70% of what we should and we'll them over.

Sorry for the drunken post, been a long arvo/evening on the beers before kick off and no doubt I'll cop some blow back for it but I'm enjoying this one.

 

[KS55]

Job done. Score early, score again on the stroke of half time, then manage the game. But for their keeper, we would have scored 5 but no point in chasing the dipper's total and risk blowing up in the last quarter having played Wednesday evening.
Rudderless manyoo adrift on the ocean of their own mediocrity: City sail majestically on.
I never felt more like singing the blues...

 

[Daz_Blue]

We should of brought Mahrez on for Ederson at half time ....Pep out

 

[paulchapo]

Rags. This is a football. We'll let you have a kick of it now.

 

[eversince 76]

Totally bossed that lot. 2-0 is a poor reflection on how much better we were. It’ll only make Pep critical and over there think they can still win the league.

And as far as VAR is concerned? Just take it away. It spoils celebrating goals and doesn’t now how to react to a spot on penalty at OT. Feck them. And feck Oliver who saw the incident right under his bloody nose.

We are great. United just a midtable team. And it’ll last at least a few years more.

 

[PragueBlue]

Still can't understand it myself? Surely this is what VAR is for.

What happened is exactly what VAR is for. Helping rags and dippers.

 

[Blue Til Death]

That's how to properly take the piss !

Fuckin love Bernie … Surprised nobody passed him a brew

 

[Zenmanc]

Still can't believe that penalty wasn't given

If we weren't beating the absolute stuffing out of them and there was more time left I bet it'd've been given. It was clearly a penalty there is zero question. I feel half the MANUre players got in the refs ear with 10 left and said "we aren't trying any more go easy on the calls."