United (A) - Semi Final | Pre-Match Thread

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Come on lads do it for the king please.

 

[The Black Shed]

My mrs will be well pissed off when i turn the telly over half way through Joy of Painting.

You don't need any herb with Bob Ross on the telly. That man could pacify a raging silverback. I bet he's painted one.too, and put it "right next to that lonely liddle tree, cos everyone needs a friend."

 

[Akpowell]

I hate being nervous and having butterflies on match day

 

[The Black Shed]

I'm confident. Play well, we win.
Real shame there aren't 15000 blues there tonight for what is a really emotional game for most of us.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Fuck me the star, or the scum star as it’s more appropriately known, telling us that united have 6 players missing for tonight, Grant, Fordy Mensah, Williams, Lingard, Pellustri and Ighalo, that’s evened things up on the missing player front

 

[PistonBlue]

They can't live with us if we reach the levels of the Chelsea game. Just fucking destroy them City

 

[Ashleymcduff]

Hopefully Phil starts tonight , he’s old man and grandad must of brought him up on Colin bell stories . Need Phil to do it for the king tonight.

 

[stonerblue]

You don't need any herb with Bob Ross on the telly. That man could pacify a raging silverback. I bet he's painted one.too, and put it "right next to that lonely liddle tree, cos everyone needs a friend."

''It's your world''

 

[stonerblue]

I hate being nervous and having butterflies on match day

Ever heard of beer?

 

[plongo]

My mrs will be well pissed off when i turn the telly over half way through Joy of Painting.

Can't turn over when Bob Ross is on!