The match will be on Tuesday night. My brother in law is a manager for one of the caterers and has just taken an e-mail booking off the rags
There was a fake device, obviously made to look like a bomb. So yes, the person who planted it will be in deep shit. I imagine it's some 30 year old virgin with special needs.
Does he have access to the toilets?
*taps nose*I would guess he does, and the caterers will get paid twice... Could be on to something here
Uwe's grandad is losing his touch
That should be "We're still waiting, you ticket-touting bald old twat!"
It wasn't a bomb, though. I bet it was someone's flask in a Morrison's bag.This is poor taste to be fair, mate. I've a few family members at OT today, sometimes we should look beyond football.