United game postponed due to bomb scare

[sir baconface]

There's a whole other load of headlines in it if they start testing DNA in that place.

DNA result...

Species: rattus raggus.

 

[Cellarite]

It won't be on telly as sky has a playoff game on live

You'd have thought that a tv company as big as sky would have more than just one sports channel.

 

[hinchcliffes bulbous conk]

This is poor taste to be fair, mate. I've a few family members at OT today, sometimes we should look beyond football.

No offence intended mate.

 

[NewHavenCTBlue]

I think Lou Macaris chippy will be sufficient for this pointless spectacle !

Pointless spectacle?! The rags are going to score 19!!

 

[kaz7]

You'd have thought that a tv company as big as sky would have more than just one sports channel.

Sarky

 

[halfcenturyup]

Isn't it a little strange that they evacuated some stands but kept others back, not allowing them to leave? Have they never heard of a secondary device?

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

This is poor taste to be fair, mate. I've a few family members at OT today, sometimes we should look beyond football.

They obviously do.

 

[jimharri]

Sarky

The words "kettle", "black" and "pot" spring to mind!

 

[GeorgeHeslop'sTackle.]

This will be the most pointless game in the history of the cosmos.

Not if Tw*tenburg or Taylor are in charge it won't. Stunning 18-0 victory will ensure rags pip us on goal difference :-(

 

[jimharri]

It wasn't a bomb, though. I bet it was someone's flask in a Morrison's bag.

Imagine the shame of it; a Morrison's bag, FFS.