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[chaddblue]

Just heard Mark Ogden say on ESPN that the reason why they have mocked him since he signed for City is because he's been so poor. Where has this ridiculous take come from because he and the others couldn't have watched him.

All based on one big mistake he made on his debut

 

[eastmanc]

Faster

A lot quicker, like shit off a shiny shovel.

 

[eastmanc]

City January player of the month thats
how poor
Ogden is a total prick how he is still employed no one know

Obviously not watched him, or has and can't admit he's a good signing.

 

[pride in battle]

That’s what she said

?

 

[Norman kneejerk]

City January player of the month thats
how poor
Ogden is a total prick how he is still employed no one know

He doesn't even talk his bollocks articulately or add any humour. It is amazing anyone has him on their show

 

[the blue panther]

Had this weird dream - we played United and they were struggling to score. Taylor was the ref and he didn’t give the scum a penalty. We won 3-0 btw - piece of piss. Excellent goals - Haaland 2 and Foden. Then there was a media blackout on City.

I was entertained by Natalie Pike afterwards…which was nice

 

[nmc]

Just watched MOTD and heard that stat that City and United after all their derbies over years are level on goals scored! 278 goals each. That is one mad stat.

I wonder what the penalty stats are?

 

[Mancity1980]

I wonder what the penalty stats are?

Don’t get me started on derby penalties! Have we ever had one? I can think of several dodgy United ones.

 

[skillman]

Right. Can somebody put my mind to rest…is the netting this season deeper than it has been in previous ones? I thought it was but then I’ve just seen a few goals from last season and it looks the same.

Forgive me for the sadness of the question.

 

[salfordbluetrue]

Thought Haaland taking over Walkers position at the near post worked superb, especially with the giant smashing away every ball that went past him, the whole defense grew from that.

 

[Charlesfarsbar]

This is great and try’s to explain the teething problems we are having out of possession this season

 

[jimharri]

Isn’t there some guy who a while back said he’d refuse to cut his hair until they won five in a row and now he can’t get through a double doorway?

I hear Luke Shaw has the same difficulty. Only it's not his hair.

 

[Toney’s bookie]

Don’t get me started on derby penalties! Have we ever had one? I can think of several dodgy United ones.

Haaland at OT in the 0-3 in our last title winning season

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Haaland at OT in the 0-3 in our last title winning season

… before which, this was the last one at the Swamp. April 1992

https://www.citytilidie.com/latest/manchester-united-away-199192/

 

[geoff hammond]

Don’t get me started on derby penalties! Have we ever had one? I can think of several dodgy United ones.

Last minute miss by Vassell(?) at the Etihad but I agree they are like rocking horse shit

 

[wolves99]

Last minute miss by Vassell(?) at the Etihad but I agree they are like rocking horse shit

Somehow var gave one at old Trafford lol

 

[TinFoilHat]

Just heard Mark Ogden say on ESPN that the reason why they have mocked him since he signed for City is because he's been so poor. Where has this ridiculous take come from because he and the others couldn't have watched him.

Raggy Mogdon still crying underneath his Giggsy duvet.

 

[eastmanc]

Last minute miss by Vassell(?) at the Etihad but I agree they are like rocking horse shit

Haaland scored the first one in thirty years at old scaffold two seasons back.

 

[DJBusinesscake]

Last minute miss by Vassell(?) at the Etihad but I agree they are like rocking horse shit

Im sure Joey Barton scored one in a 1-1 draw at the swamp.

 

[HelloCity]

Vassell in 2007 (missed) - Lost 1-0
Tevez in the league cup - Won 2-1
Haaland 2023 - won 3-0

Last pen before these was Curle at OT in the very early 90’s.