United (H) | PL | Sun 3rd March, 15:30 | Pre-Match Thread

[TinFoilHat]

Erling, Phil, Kev, Rodri, Eddie all start.

Yep.

We're that confident we're only playing 5 against them.

 

[IcriedwhenTueartleft]

Whatever happens I'm staying out the match day thread.

@BlueMoonRisin’ has ordered a truckload of fanny wipes for sale.

You always say that and you're on there within 5 minutes, stop pretending you're Mr Cool...

 

[Blue warrior]

I just seen Hojlund sneaking into rags dressing room.

 

[pudge]

I just seen Hojlund sneaking into rags dressing room.

The miraculous recoveries will continue next week with Liverpool too

 

[Blu1]

The week I have had I need the boys to totally destroy these to put a smile on my face. Cmon city

 

[SebastianBlue]

Yep bringing every bug/virus under the sun home mate.

Of all the information and guidance they give you during pregnancy and after birth, they leave out the most important bit:

Prepare to be constantly poorly (and/or taking care of a poorly child) for the next five years.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Just Neville's arsehole so far...

Lol

 

[Bellamy's Caddy]

I just seen Hojlund sneaking into rags dressing room.

I'd be surprised if he doesn't play. It's got the marks of a pound land ferguson tribute mind game about it.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Yep.

We're that confident we're only playing 5 against them.

That’s one hell of a five-a-side.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Come and get your pre game fannywipes, 2 for a pound. Roll up now and dry your flaps.