United (H) | PL | Sun 3rd March, 15:30 | Pre-Match Thread

[Blueknows]

Of all the information and guidance they give you during pregnancy and after birth, they leave out the most important bit:

Prepare to be constantly poorly (and/or taking care of a poorly child) for the next five years.

First 21 years are the worst

 

[wolviedinho]

Edited for accuracy....

City should walk out to this!! -:)

 

[TinFoilHat]

That’s one hell of a five-a-side.

Should bring back the masters at the G-Mex.

We'd piss it.

 

[Blue warrior]

Of all the information and guidance they give you during pregnancy and after birth, they leave out the most important bit:

Prepare to be constantly poorly (and/or taking care of a poorly child) for the next five years.

True ha, last week was vomiting bug. Parents sending poorly kids in dosed with calpol to mask the symptoms mate

 

[heslops barnet]

Stuck an insurance bet on a draw or win for the Salford shit munchers.

Soften the blow a bit if the fish finger shagger flukes a 98th min equaliser.

Could never bet against city, just isn’t done…..

 

[abu13]

I just seen Hojlund sneaking into rags dressing room.

To be fair both him and Martinez have both apparently arrived with the squad, doesnt mean that they will be playing.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Jonny Evans starts for the Rags lol

 

[Blue warrior]

I'd be surprised if he doesn't play. It's got the marks of a pound land ferguson tribute mind game about it.

I just thought he was ruled out with injury mate.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Could never bet against city, just isn’t done…..

I apologise in advance for the dish finger bummer’s late winner

 

[Chi-town blues]

Jonny Evans starts for the Rags lol

We are doomed