United (H) - Post Match Thread

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

So today, in Tenerife started:
Breakfast -stupid fucking brummie in rag away shirt, clocking my City t-shirt “bet ewes ahr dreading today loik.” Me: What? Stupid twat says it again. Me: Sorry mate I can’t understand you. What part of Manchester are you from? I am from Blackley do you know it? He pissed off then.
Brekkers done and some sunshine to be had.
Next thing absolute barm pot from Sunderland rocks up with his missus and starts chatting. Loves City, his second team and I of course reciprocate that a lot of Blues have a soft spot for the Mackems.
His missus and mine start chatting and get on like a house on fire and said Mackem barmpot, called Ian, is prattling away like a good in in my direction and most of the time I can’t understand a thing he says! We’re stopping half board they’re all inclusive. You know the rest.
By kick off I was 3.5 sheets to the wind, I found a bar which was full of Leeds fans, who were alright to be honest and did want City to win. I nursed a pint and then had a couple of waters. Managed to get back to some kind of sobriety in time for our evening meal and got back to the room in one piece.
Wife’s birthday tomorrow, that’s why we’re here, so trying to properly sober up now so no hangover in the morning. God, I hope Ian isn’t around!!!!!

Minge

 

[The perfect fumble]

Love this posted in reply......

 

[r.soleofsalford]

They were overdue a beating. Made the 8 hour round trip worth it!

Salford to the Etihad via Greece.

 

[Elbow beards]

Anyone know when that 92% possession was? Was it last 15 mins?

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Derby wins are always sweet , but when you get a double whammy and you piss off the Rags and Dippers together , it is heaven , one more possible banana skin down and ten to go , and we've done it many times before.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Watched the game sober with the Tampa Bay Blues and the very quiet Tampa Bay rags and then did a 4 hour shift and just got in.... missed the game on MOTD as the Arsenal game just started.
Absolutely buzzing.... on the beers now.

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

So today, in Tenerife started:
Breakfast -stupid fucking brummie in rag away shirt, clocking my City t-shirt “bet ewes ahr dreading today loik.” Me: What? Stupid twat says it again. Me: Sorry mate I can’t understand you. What part of Manchester are you from? I am from Blackley do you know it? He pissed off then.
Brekkers done and some sunshine to be had.
Next thing absolute barm pot from Sunderland rocks up with his missus and starts chatting. Loves City, his second team and I of course reciprocate that a lot of Blues have a soft spot for the Mackems.
His missus and mine start chatting and get on like a house on fire and said Mackem barmpot, called Ian, is prattling away like a good in in my direction and most of the time I can’t understand a thing he says! We’re stopping half board they’re all inclusive. You know the rest.
By kick off I was 3.5 sheets to the wind, I found a bar which was full of Leeds fans, who were alright to be honest and did want City to win. I nursed a pint and then had a couple of waters. Managed to get back to some kind of sobriety in time for our evening meal and got back to the room in one piece.
Wife’s birthday tomorrow, that’s why we’re here, so trying to properly sober up now so no hangover in the morning. God, I hope Ian isn’t around!!!!!

Its a hard life. Watching City smash Man Yoo and having to dodge free beer tomorrow. A dunk in the pool is a great cure for a hangover....tomorrow morning..not tonight.

 

[Franny 1234]

Anyone know when that 92% possession was? Was it last 15 mins?

Yes

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Watched the game sober with the Tampa Bay Blues and the very quiet Tampa Bay rags and then did a 4 hour shift and just got in.... missed the game on MOTD as the Arsenal game just started.
Absolutely buzzing.... on the beers now.
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What you doing to the creeped out guy in front of you?

 

[Petetheblu]

Brilliant match, first half okay, but the 2nd half was fantastic.

Proud to be a blue.