United (H) - Sun 2nd Oct, 14:00 | Pre-Match Thread

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

The deluded twats believe they have turned yet another corner and will be up for this. I expect lots of dirty challenges that are let go by the officials and glossed over as 'robust' by the media. I wouldn't be surprised if they are sufficiently fearful of Haaland that their plan will be to put him out of the game at the first opportunity. Hoping we bring our A game at which point being cheating twats won't help them anyway as they'll be chasing shadows. A first half hat-trick would do nicely thanks EH!

Do you really think Thor is scared of any other player?

 

[LongsightM13]

This is why I hope we absolutely batter the twats

Hahaha the handle @UtdDNA99 hits every plastic cliche in the book, like a parody some Bert would make up

 

[manimanc]

That's going on a canvas.

Beautiful.

Can I have a copy?

 

[LongsightM13]

The head on that little virgin, I'd say it's weird for him his brother being his dad....

That's what they have to resort too just like 90% of the other league teams because they've no other way of stopping us.

We'll wipe the floor with these giddy little cunts. I can't fucking wait.

He looks like a cruise ship magician who has just been convicted of noncery

 

[LongsightM13]

The amount of reds saying they're gonna take out haaland that's the only thing I'm nervous of. I hope haaland fucking burries them though this game can't come soon enough

Fake plastic hard men. Soppy cunts

 

[LongsightM13]

The mugs over in the Red Cafe are saying we are a one man team and so long as they stop Alfie’s lad from scoring they will beat us….. bwah ha ha… If you fancy a real good laugh, pop over there and have a look. Those clown really do live in some kind of parallel universe.

They all agree we are a one man team
The problem is they can never agree who that one man is
Erling now, three months ago it was Kev
Sergio and Yaya before that

 

[LongsightM13]

That's going on a canvas.

Beautiful.

Got it on a mug

 

[waspish]

Thug Mactobob fouls for fun the one you got to watch and wouldn’t put it past someone like him to leave his foot in on any of our players

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Couldnt give a shit about the Rags , if they try to intimidate us with rough house tactics they have chosen the wrong group of players , do you seriously think the likes of Ederson , Walker , Dias , Stones , Rodri , Haaland , Foden and others will be running scared of these f*ckers.
We have proved we can win the battle to play our footballl , Atletico Madrid being the perfect example last season , if the Rags want to try and kick us off the park , bring it on , we will annihalate them.

 

[ftg89]

Question, how does someone transfer me their season ticket for a game?
Also, once they have done that, will I still be able to get 1 ticket on my cityzen membership for this one?