Re: United - MASSIVE
Stevecefn said:
roughly how many do you think have turned up to the Utd parade? I'll be honest I did expect to see a few more there.
Wait till you read the Manchester Evening Liar's account.
They will say that every man,woman and child in Manchester attended,that the sick and lame in every hospital crawled on all fours just to be there,and that it was 80 degrees in the shade.
On the way to $old Trafford,Fergie's hero's found time to end global warming,cancel third world debt,and rid the world of all known disease.
They will then receive an individual thank you in the form of a complimentary blow job from some random Welsh woman,prior to taking out a super-injunction against everybody who has ever used the internet,ever.
Tomorrow,they will petition UEFA to protest at Barca's unfair use of players - namely using good ones,and that the result is anulled.
In fact,I wouldn't be overly surprised if the Evening Tragedy Milker claimed that they actually won the game,if you discount goals,possession,corners,free kicks and territorial advantage.