United thread 2012/13 (inc merged IPO thread)

[mcmanus]

Have manyoo signed Wesley Sneijder yet? Apparently it's nailed on.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I think Ferguson will come out of retirement by Xmas.

He is that club.

He is not well enough, I don't think people actually understand this he has retired and will not be coming back

Ok Ducado put some meat on the bones for me mate?

 

[pirate]

I think Ferguson will come out of retirement by Xmas.

He is that club.

He is not well enough, I don't think people actually understand this he has retired and will not be coming back

Ok Ducado put some meat on the bones for me mate?

i think he means jelly and ice cream time v soon.

hes prob wrong though

 

[pirate]

just been looking at redcafe, its always good for a laugh, usually at them , today this was posted and is quite funny so thought i'd share

Rooney: Err... lads... I've just noticed something... have you looked at our shirts recently?
Rio: Our shirts?
Rooney: The badges on our shirts... have you looked at them?
Rio: What?... no... err... a bit...
Rooney: They've got the devil on them...
Rio: What?
Rooney: Have you noticed our badges have got little pictures of Satan on them...?
Rio: I don't... err...
Rooney: Rio... are we "The Baddies"???

(©Mitchell & Webb)

 

[TCIB]

just been looking at redcafe, its always good for a laugh, usually at them , today this was posted and is quite funny so thought i'd share

Rooney: Err... lads... I've just noticed something... have you looked at our shirts recently?
Rio: Our shirts?
Rooney: The badges on our shirts... have you looked at them?
Rio: What?... no... err... a bit...
Rooney: They've got the devil on them...
Rio: What?
Rooney: Have you noticed our badges have got little pictures of Satan on them...?
Rio: I don't... err...
Rooney: Rio... are we "The Baddies"???

(©Mitchell & Webb)

One of my fav modern comedy scenes,
When he finally clicks and looks around and they are even knitting a skull haha, brilliant.

Edit:: WTF ushit have fucking blocked that now in the uk.
Can't watch that clip now damn it.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Have manyoo signed Wesley Sneijder yet? Apparently it's nailed on.

apparently he's gonna be playing alongside Ronaldinho too everyone wants to play for Moyes hes a born winner.

 

[bluemoon32]

Pains me to say it but i still reckon they'll sign a big name player this summer, oviously hope i'm wrong

 

[Bilboblue]

Pains me to say it but i still reckon they'll sign a big name player this summer, oviously hope i'm wrong

Venegoor of Hesselink...

nailed on

 

[Vincents Tackle]

Funny how all my rag Facebook friends were ripping us for signing two potential stars last week and not heard a peep from them about their latest signing. I doubt they even know about it to be honest.

 

[Syth]

Funny how all my rag Facebook friends were ripping us for signing two potential stars last week and not heard a peep from them about their latest signing. I doubt they even know about it to be honest.

But..he came from their academy how could they not know about him?