United thread 2013/14 (continued)

[Hamann Pineapple]

Rumours that the game with Arsenal has been called off until Utd stop being shit.

 

[Daz_Blue]

Rumours that the game with Arsenal has been called off until Utd stop being shit.

I seen that it could be off on twitter .......did not know it was a joke...thought it was due to weather....lol

 

[mac]

I love that photo.

It cheered me up no end after Saturday's disappointment.

Mick Hucknall is a rag?

Simply Blue?

He's getting more like Charlie drake every day

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I defy anyone to watch this and not cry laughing. Make sure you've got the sound on:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=47[/youtube]

That is fucking hysterical.
I lasted about 16 seconds - something which Mrs Fetlocks would also be in agreement with.
I haven't seen that many crosses since I was dragged to the Vatican as a kid.

 

[samharris]

I defy anyone to watch this and not cry laughing. Make sure you've got the sound on:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=47[/youtube]

It puts it into perspective just how shite they have become..

They do not play the beautiful game...they crucify it..

 

[tommybooth]

I defy anyone to watch this and not cry laughing. Make sure you've got the sound on:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=47[/youtube]

It puts it into perspective just how shite they have become..

They do not play the beautiful game...they crucify it..

Benny Hill chase music is always good.

Alwyas make's me think of tits, so very apt for the above/

 

[the blue panther]

I defy anyone to watch this and not cry laughing. Make sure you've got the sound on:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=47[/youtube]

That is fucking hysterical.
I lasted about 16 seconds - something which Mrs Fetlocks would also be in agreement with.
I haven't seen that many crosses since I was dragged to the Vatican as a kid.

A minute for me!

And Moyes reckoned they played well. I didn't realise how absolutely awful they were.

After the Arse away, next up at the swamp it's Liverpool then us. Poor wee Davey!

 

[samharris]

I defy anyone to watch this and not cry laughing. Make sure you've got the sound on:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=47[/youtube]

It puts it into perspective just how shite they have become..

They do not play the beautiful game...they crucify it..

Benny Hill chase music is always good.

Alwyas make's me think of tits, so very apt for the above/

Geordie?? ;)

 

[adrianr]

I defy anyone to watch this and not cry laughing. Make sure you've got the sound on:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=47[/youtube]

It puts it into perspective just how shite they have become..

They do not play the beautiful game...they crucify it..

It also puts into perspective endless posts last season from blues crying that to win this league we needed two wingers and to just play the averages like the rags do, despite us making a mockery of the idea pretty much every time we played them.

 

[SaddleworthBlueRhino]

From the Daily Fail...

It used to be the ground teams feared, now it's a crumbling wreck where anyone can pick up points... so, just what has happened to Fortress Old Trafford?

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2555688/It-used-ground-teams-feared-tread-crumbling-wreck-pick-points-just-happened-Fortress-Old-Trafford.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... fford.html</a>

They self created the myth of "The Theatre of Dreams." We refer to the "Swamp." In appreciating the achievements of #SaveDave can I suggest we all rename it as "The Trafford Apollo." Watching them live is just priceless.