United thread 2013/14 (continued)

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Has anyone heard the plaintive, pathetic panic flog of an advert for season tickets at the Swamp. Just heard it on Talk Shite. It is desperate, I kid you not. They are attempting to persuade their idiot followers that not signing anyone of note yet is a GOOD thing. The excitement is apparently all to come after the WC. Where is their waiting list/ They are fucking panicking again if you ask me. I bet they've been leafleting again and bullying people into buying season tickets for their dear old auntie so and so, who doesn't even like football.

Shirley these people are the offspring of fornicating bat turds.
 
Pam said:
Has anyone heard the plaintive, pathetic panic flog of an advert for season tickets at the Swamp. Just heard it on Talk Shite. It is desperate, I kid you not. They are attempting to persuade their idiot followers that not signing anyone of note yet is a GOOD thing. The excitement is apparently all to come after the WC. Where is their waiting list/ They are fucking panicking again if you ask me. I bet they've been leafleting again and bullying people into buying season tickets for their dear old auntie so and so, who doesn't even like football.

Shirley these people are the offspring of fornicating bat turds.
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The one thing they can't do this summer is sting the cockneys for tickets to European games. Chortle.
 
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Pam said:
Has anyone heard the plaintive, pathetic panic flog of an advert for season tickets at the Swamp. Just heard it on Talk Shite. It is desperate, I kid you not. They are attempting to persuade their idiot followers that not signing anyone of note yet is a GOOD thing. The excitement is apparently all to come after the WC. Where is their waiting list/ They are fucking panicking again if you ask me. I bet they've been leafleting again and bullying people into buying season tickets for their dear old auntie so and so, who doesn't even like football.

Shirley these people are the offspring of fornicating bat turds.
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They are desperately phoning around businesses trying to sell corporate packages at discounted prices.
 
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Pam said:
Has anyone heard the plaintive, pathetic panic flog of an advert for season tickets at the Swamp. Just heard it on Talk Shite. It is desperate, I kid you not. They are attempting to persuade their idiot followers that not signing anyone of note yet is a GOOD thing. The excitement is apparently all to come after the WC. Where is their waiting list/ They are fucking panicking again if you ask me. I bet they've been leafleting again and bullying people into buying season tickets for their dear old auntie so and so, who doesn't even like football.

Shirley these people are the offspring of fornicating bat turds.
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They are desperately phoning around businesses trying to sell corporate packages at discounted prices.
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I can confirm that. I've had a phonecall cos I left my phone number with them for a comp in hospitality at the derby thrashing. Again
 
There's also a plethora of MANUre progs comin up - Beckhams Shits Himself When He Sees a Snake, The Life of Ryan (minus the bit where he shags his S-in-L, and now George Best is on the local news. They are opening a special museum exhibit of George's skills - the whole thing is being set up in a brewery!
 
Just had a look on their transfer forum in Rag cafe, fucking hell I thought our forum was bad they are near suicidal.
 
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