United thread 2013/14

[Vienna_70]

With the cortege led in by the Right Rev Cocktardwomblefook of Upper Incontinenceknickers

Am amazed Ronnie Irani and Alan Brazil weren't there.

Not forgetting Eamonn ''Fatboy slim ''Holmes. Or was he busy in the green room, eating all the pies?

He's more like "Fatboy Fat"!

 

[Jimfv1]

With the cortege led in by the Right Rev Cocktardwomblefook of Upper Incontinenceknickers

Am amazed Ronnie Irani and Alan Brazil weren't there.

Not forgetting Eamonn ''Fatboy slim ''Holmes. Or was he busy in the green room, eating all the pies?

And Paddy Crerand with Mickey Thomas because they knew all this was happening months ago because they know all the inner workings of the club !

 

[jrb]

 

[dom]

BTW, watch out speeding around Old Trafford:

Apparently there's been a lot of people picking up 3 Points there

 

[ake_stan]

just spoke to a rag on playstation ghosts and i asked him if he was from manchester and his was reply was no he hates the place and wouldn't like to come anywhere near the place.

just sums up these rags tbh

 

[TCIB]

just spoke to a rag on playstation ghosts and i asked him if he was from manchester and his was reply was no he hates the place and wouldn't like to come anywhere near the place.

just sums up these rags tbh

(sighs)

I rarely say this but the fucking plastic ****.

 

[supercrystal7]

just spoke to a rag on playstation ghosts and i asked him if he was from manchester and his was reply was no he hates the place and wouldn't like to come anywhere near the place.

just sums up these rags tbh

It does. It's pathetic. Seriously how can you sing say 'Manchester is wonderful' if you hate the place? That's why I cannot stand plastic United fans.

 

[Sigh]

They are definitely going to make totally serious megamassif bids for Suarez and Tranny and Bale and Ballsacker and Barclay for January shopping. They are just finalizing the details of the timing of the leak.

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

In crisis last week.
Beat A SHITE Villa side and they are "right back on course" according to Sky.
Rag loving cunts..Fuck off!!!

 

[Sigh]

In crisis last week.
Beat A SHITE Villa side and they are "right back on course" according to Sky.
Rag loving *****..Fuck off!!!

Villa's defence was so bad I'm actually surprised an investigation is not underway...

...if I played that badly but honestly I'd hold a press conference to assure everyone I was just shit today.

I couldn't believe the result, so I watched the game later slowly and carefully. If you are just incompetent, sometimes you'll make the right decision...

 

[manchester blue]

just spoke to a rag on playstation ghosts and i asked him if he was from manchester and his was reply was no he hates the place and wouldn't like to come anywhere near the place.

just sums up these rags tbh

It does. It's pathetic. Seriously how can you sing say 'Manchester is wonderful' if you hate the place? That's why I cannot stand plastic United fans.

In exactly the same way they hate scousers but fawn all over Rooney.

 

[Bill]

Let them think they've done well, it makes them keep wee Davey in the job.
Villa were embarrassing.

 

[sir baconface]

What a line up of luminaries giving him his "guard of honour":

A racist goalkeeper
A man who walked out on his disabled son
A drug cheat
A man who shagged his brother's wife
A man who relegated the club
A ladyboy via video link

And the cherry on the cake? The Diamond Award for a Lifetime of Cheating, Intimidating, Bullying and Showing Utter Contempt For the Game was presented to him by the Angry Ticket Tout.

Fuck me; how are they going to top that should he croak it? Domenyk Lattlay-Fottfoy and Dale Cregan to read the eulogy?

Time for more 'Bow.

A little harsh there, Bow. Where do you think they were going to find anyone better?

 

[Sigh]

Poor wee bloke has enough junk. What's wrong with giving him a book?
Books not good enough anymore for anyone? I like getting books.
Maybe he does to? You'd think the so-smart Grauniad set would give him
something that recognizes his legendary efforts whilst being useful.

See? Doesn't take much thought does it? Just a little natural kindness. If you want
to give him something more "material" I think this would have done the job, big time.

No man is too old to play with toy cars (in secret, mind).

All the best wee Sir Alex! Thanks for everything!

 

[laserblue]

SPOTY lost any credability it ever had when giggs won personality of the year ffs!

despite having zero personality!

And despite only making 17 appearances for the rags in the year he won it.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Wee Davey's apparently cancelled the clubs Xmas panto.
I guess he doesn't want it stealing the limelight from what's happening on the pitch.

 

[Blue Hefner]

Wee Davey's apparently cancelled the clubs Xmas panto.
I guess he doesn't want it stealing the limelight from what's happening on the pitch.

Oh no he didn't!

 

[kippax81]

Wee Davey's apparently cancelled the clubs Xmas panto.
I guess he doesn't want it stealing the limelight from what's happening on the pitch.

It's not the Xmas party.............................it's their end of season do :-)

 

[Muzza]

Wee Davey's apparently cancelled the clubs Xmas panto.
I guess he doesn't want it stealing the limelight from what's happening on the pitch.

Oh no he didn't!

 

[mcmanus]

Forgot to ask who did they get?