United thread 2013/14

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Forgot to ask who did they get?

Henshaws School For The Blind.
It's too close to call for me.

 

[BUDTHEWISER]

Forgot to ask who did they get?

dnipropetrovsk

 

[laserblue]

Forgot to ask who did they get?

dnipropetrovsk

Bless you.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Forgot to ask who did they get?

Boca Seniors.

 

[Jack the United fan]

That draw went about as well for us as it possibly could have. Still not a given, but we should be fairly confident.

Looking forward to yourselves vs Barca and Arsenal vs Bayern, what a couple of ties they are.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

That draw went about as well for us as it possibly could have.

How much better could it have gone, short of drawing a quadriplegic eleven?
In a way I'm glad you've drawn the easiest possible opponents, because it will look even better when they knock you out.

 

[Unknown_Genius]

With the cortege led in by the Right Rev Cocktardwomblefook of Upper Incontinenceknickers

Am amazed Ronnie Irani and Alan Brazil weren't there.

Not forgetting Eamonn ''Fatboy slim ''Holmes. Or was he busy in the green room, eating all the pies?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDtQdxn3UW0[/youtube]

Got it banned from repeat showings, according to the comments.

 

[sir baconface]

Sorry if already posted but I haven't noticed it on here.

 

[Marvin]

You know who plays for Olympiakos?

Vladimir Weiss and also Saviola

Historically Greek sides have been good at home, but very poor on their travels. Their fans are fanatical.

Who knows what Utd will face. I'd say this was very unpredictable, and the travel could be awkward too. One of the more distant European outposts

 

[Ducado]

That draw went about as well for us as it possibly could have.

How much better could it have gone, short of drawing a quadriplegic eleven?
In a way I'm glad you've drawn the easiest possible opponents, because it will look even better when they knock you out.

Ha, Ha

 

[AntiUnited]

Sorry if already posted but I haven't noticed it on here.

spat my drink lookin at that rofl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jack the United fan]

Sorry if already posted but I haven't noticed it on here.

Haha I actually laughed at that.

 

[davymcfc]

United are shit but they should win that one easily. This will allow them to take a real pasting in the later rounds.

 

[mcfc-mike]

United are shit but they should win that one easily. This will allow them to take a real pasting in the later rounds.

When we get them in the semis :)

 

[davymcfc]

United are shit but they should win that one easily. This will allow them to take a real pasting in the later rounds.

When we get them in the semis :)

Hopefully.

 

[BufordUSABlue]

Headlines

Headlines:
Manchester United eased their relegation fears with a hard fought win at fellow strugglers Villa...
Manager of the season elect 'Wee Davy Moyes' said. "This club is too big to go down and I have been promised funds for January to hopefully ensure we achieve our revised target of 4th from bottom which I will treat as a very successful first season"

 

[dom]

They are definitely going to make totally serious megamassif bids for Suarez and Tranny and Bale and Ballsacker and Barclay for January shopping. They are just finalizing the details of the timing of the leak.

Awwww , bless..

an' then Wee Davey wakes up with a spiderman right hand and realises......

It was jus a bloody dream.....

 

[Anonymous]

At the risk of being singled out as a paranoid muppet, I find it uncanny the day after the rags draw Olympiakos - a side never given a moment's coverage in our press - one of the red tops goes with:

Arsenal and Liverpool are chasing £7.5m-rated Olympiakos and Greece striker Konstantinos Mitroglou, 25.

Are they really that worried they are not going to progress? :))

 

[Marvin]

Not new but I noticed in one of the accounts of AVB's time at Spurs that Utd were prepared to pay £100m for Bale but the player was insistent on real Madrid and went there for £85m

 

[AntiUnited]

United are shit but they should win that one easily. This will allow them to take a real pasting in the later rounds.

When we get them in the semis :)

One can dream.. 4-0 at the swamp, and 6-0 at home XDDXDXD