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baldybouncer said:
Made the decision not watch this years SPOTY once I found out that nasty, horrible, piss can of a c*nt was up for a pretend award.
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Just a shame that the BBC hadn't lined Roy Keane up to present the award.
 
It was a massive rag love-in, they even gave Tranny his own segment by playing a video message.. like wtf he is not a demi god.
 
So glad I switched over to homeland . Would have had to swallow some sick watching the GPC love in.
 
What a line up of luminaries giving him his "guard of honour":

A racist goalkeeper
A man who walked out on his disabled son
A drug cheat
A man who shagged his brother's wife
A man who relegated the club
A ladyboy via video link

And the cherry on the cake? The Diamond Award for a Lifetime of Cheating, Intimidating, Bullying and Showing Utter Contempt For the Game was presented to him by the Angry Ticket Tout.

Fuck me; how are they going to top that should he croak it? Domenyk Lattlay-Fottfoy and Dale Cregan to read the eulogy?

Time for more 'Bow.
 
strongbowholic said:
What a line up of luminaries giving him his "guard of honour":

A racist goalkeeper
A man who walked out on his disabled son
A drug cheat
A man who shagged his brother's wife
A man who relegated the club
A ladyboy via video link

And the cherry on the cake? The Diamond Award for a Lifetime of Cheating, Intimidating, Bullying and Showing Utter Contempt For the Game was presented to him by the Angry Ticket Tout.

Fuck me; how are they going to top that should he croak it? Domenyk Lattlay-Fottfoy and Dale Cregan to read the eulogy?

Time for more 'Bow.
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With the cortege led in by the Right Rev Cocktardwomblefook of Upper Incontinenceknickers
 
mike channon´s windmill said:
strongbowholic said:
What a line up of luminaries giving him his "guard of honour":

A racist goalkeeper
A man who walked out on his disabled son
A drug cheat
A man who shagged his brother's wife
A man who relegated the club
A ladyboy via video link

And the cherry on the cake? The Diamond Award for a Lifetime of Cheating, Intimidating, Bullying and Showing Utter Contempt For the Game was presented to him by the Angry Ticket Tout.

Fuck me; how are they going to top that should he croak it? Domenyk Lattlay-Fottfoy and Dale Cregan to read the eulogy?

Time for more 'Bow.
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With the cortege led in by the Right Rev Cocktardwomblefook of Upper Incontinenceknickers
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Am amazed Ronnie Irani and Alan Brazil weren't there.
 
strongbowholic said:
mike channon´s windmill said:
strongbowholic said:
What a line up of luminaries giving him his "guard of honour":

A racist goalkeeper
A man who walked out on his disabled son
A drug cheat
A man who shagged his brother's wife
A man who relegated the club
A ladyboy via video link

And the cherry on the cake? The Diamond Award for a Lifetime of Cheating, Intimidating, Bullying and Showing Utter Contempt For the Game was presented to him by the Angry Ticket Tout.

Fuck me; how are they going to top that should he croak it? Domenyk Lattlay-Fottfoy and Dale Cregan to read the eulogy?

Time for more 'Bow.
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With the cortege led in by the Right Rev Cocktardwomblefook of Upper Incontinenceknickers
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Am amazed Ronnie Irani and Alan Brazil weren't there.
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Not forgetting Eamonn ''Fatboy slim ''Holmes. Or was he busy in the green room, eating all the pies?
 
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