United thread 2013/14

[Vienna_70]

With the cortege led in by the Right Rev Cocktardwomblefook of Upper Incontinenceknickers

Am amazed Ronnie Irani and Alan Brazil weren't there.

Not forgetting Eamonn ''Fatboy slim ''Holmes. Or was he busy in the green room, eating all the pies?

He's more like "Fatboy Fat"!

 

[Jimfv1]

With the cortege led in by the Right Rev Cocktardwomblefook of Upper Incontinenceknickers

Am amazed Ronnie Irani and Alan Brazil weren't there.

Not forgetting Eamonn ''Fatboy slim ''Holmes. Or was he busy in the green room, eating all the pies?

And Paddy Crerand with Mickey Thomas because they knew all this was happening months ago because they know all the inner workings of the club !

 

[jrb]

 

[dom]

BTW, watch out speeding around Old Trafford:

Apparently there's been a lot of people picking up 3 Points there

 

[ake_stan]

just spoke to a rag on playstation ghosts and i asked him if he was from manchester and his was reply was no he hates the place and wouldn't like to come anywhere near the place.

just sums up these rags tbh

 

[TCIB]

just spoke to a rag on playstation ghosts and i asked him if he was from manchester and his was reply was no he hates the place and wouldn't like to come anywhere near the place.

just sums up these rags tbh

(sighs)

I rarely say this but the fucking plastic ****.

 

[supercrystal7]

just spoke to a rag on playstation ghosts and i asked him if he was from manchester and his was reply was no he hates the place and wouldn't like to come anywhere near the place.

just sums up these rags tbh

It does. It's pathetic. Seriously how can you sing say 'Manchester is wonderful' if you hate the place? That's why I cannot stand plastic United fans.

 

[Sigh]

They are definitely going to make totally serious megamassif bids for Suarez and Tranny and Bale and Ballsacker and Barclay for January shopping. They are just finalizing the details of the timing of the leak.

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

In crisis last week.
Beat A SHITE Villa side and they are "right back on course" according to Sky.
Rag loving cunts..Fuck off!!!

 

[Sigh]

In crisis last week.
Beat A SHITE Villa side and they are "right back on course" according to Sky.
Rag loving *****..Fuck off!!!

Villa's defence was so bad I'm actually surprised an investigation is not underway...

...if I played that badly but honestly I'd hold a press conference to assure everyone I was just shit today.

I couldn't believe the result, so I watched the game later slowly and carefully. If you are just incompetent, sometimes you'll make the right decision...