United thread 2013/14

[mcmanus]

To the above couple of posts...... get a fucking grip. Grow yourself a pair for fucks sake.

The most arrogant twatting rags I know were bricking it yesterday. Yep they won and I guess deserved it. But hold on a minute I wouldn't swap their players for ours.

 

[BlueRockape]

To the above couple of posts...... get a fucking grip. Grow yourself a pair for fucks sake.

The most arrogant twatting rags I know were bricking it yesterday. Yep they won and I guess deserved it. But hold on a minute I wouldn't swap their players for ours.

I wouldn't swap either but I would swap the balls they have for a fight we were fukin gutless the rags were full of it

And I bet they are more arrogant today

 

[AntiUnited]

Huge win today, both sides had chances to take it, but we managed to edge it. Rooney will get the plaudits but for me one of the best things about today was Jones, Smalling and Evans. Really impressed with them. Arsenal players almost looked frozen stiff. Can't think of anyone who had a bad game for us, Cleverley did well I thought when he came on too. I guess if i'm being harsh Valencia could have found a red shirt more often from wide but he was decent enough. Nothing special mind. Kagawa looked mildy improved, and Carrick was his usual consistent self. Just a bit pissed off about the internationals now. Fucking things.

I like you as a poster and all. But this win had nothing 0 to do with united.. They played by parking the bus and scored a stokish goal people are starting to see what ive been saying all along about them being stoke football club with better polished turds leading the line. Lets take this into perspective. The 2nd best defensive combo in the league behind Southampton(crazy but true) there best defender getting sick on the day of the game(best inform ch this season IMO). rositsky has been playing like a mad man possessed just decides to get sick aswell. Ozil having an off day, carzola having a mare, Zanadine Ramsey messi could not string 3 passes together, girou not holding the ball for the life of him and unable to do any link up plays (which he was doing everygame this season). Sorry the gods(SKY/FA) collaborated on this game and stack the cards on your side.. Good win yes but it had nothing to do with you at all. Still shit midtable fodder and will remain so when u have the likes of zanadine clev, duncan jones, and side show bob. in your side.

 

[PSmyth07]

You'd think they won the league the way they celebrated yesterday where I was, even cheered when Sunderland scored.

In fact, they were celebrating going a point above us? And they call us obsessed.

 

[Anonymous]

Mrs Bow came in this morning from a nightshift at the hospital. Her words this morning were:

"Did United win the league yesterday? Only you'd think so to hear them going on on the radio."

Nuff said!

 

[jrb]

Just gushing headlines from the MUEN. Just gushing.

Mastermind Moyes plays it to perfection

Manchester United chief wins the tactical battle and puts squeeze on Arsenal by *mixing silk and steel*(please!)' writes James Robson

Then the truth when you click on the link.

Was this a victory for free-flowing, expansive football? No. But it was a victory nonetheless.

 

[Jack the United fan]

Huge win today, both sides had chances to take it, but we managed to edge it. Rooney will get the plaudits but for me one of the best things about today was Jones, Smalling and Evans. Really impressed with them. Arsenal players almost looked frozen stiff. Can't think of anyone who had a bad game for us, Cleverley did well I thought when he came on too. I guess if i'm being harsh Valencia could have found a red shirt more often from wide but he was decent enough. Nothing special mind. Kagawa looked mildy improved, and Carrick was his usual consistent self. Just a bit pissed off about the internationals now. Fucking things.

I like you as a poster and all. But this win had nothing 0 to do with united.. They played by parking the bus and scored a stokish goal people are starting to see what ive been saying all along about them being stoke football club with better polished turds leading the line. Lets take this into perspective. The 2nd best defensive combo in the league behind Southampton(crazy but true) there best defender getting sick on the day of the game(best inform ch this season IMO). rositsky has been playing like a mad man possessed just decides to get sick aswell. Ozil having an off day, carzola having a mare, Zanadine Ramsey messi could not string 3 passes together, girou not holding the ball for the life of him and unable to do any link up plays (which he was doing everygame this season). Sorry the gods(SKY/FA) collaborated on this game and stack the cards on your side.. Good win yes but it had nothing to do with you at all. Still shit midtable fodder and will remain so when u have the likes of zanadine clev, duncan jones, and side show bob. in your side.

Like I said, Arsenal weren't themselves. They had a couple of near misses but I thought we created the more clear cut chances, namely the one Rooney scuffed wide and the Smalling header he should have buried from 4 yards out. The goal was from a set piece, but you have to target a teams weakness. We defended really well and scored at the other end. It wasn't a pretty win by any means. Fellaini for Van Persie late on tells you the intentions of the manager from 80 minutes onwards, but that's often the way with the big sides playing eachother. Wars of attrition for the most part, and I think we did our job well at both ends. To say it had 0 to do with us after so many of our players played out of their skin is a little unfair imo. Did Arsenal have an off day or did we just keep them quieter than usual? A bit of both I think.

EDIT: Oh, and i'm not at all saying we're back in the race, we're now certs for the league or any other bollocks you might hear from over-confident Utd fans you know. Just that it was a game we needed to win, and we did. Huge result.

 

[IH8MUFC]

yesterdays game looked like a chelsea game vs arsenal when they had drogba upfront. don't see arsenal getting many points off of the rags, us or chelsea. the only player who looked up for the fight was wilshire for arsenal yesterday. the rest looked like they couldnt get home to their wags and mansions fast enough.

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

Huge win today, both sides had chances to take it, but we managed to edge it. Rooney will get the plaudits but for me one of the best things about today was Jones, Smalling and Evans. Really impressed with them. Arsenal players almost looked frozen stiff. Can't think of anyone who had a bad game for us, Cleverley did well I thought when he came on too. I guess if i'm being harsh Valencia could have found a red shirt more often from wide but he was decent enough. Nothing special mind. Kagawa looked mildy improved, and Carrick was his usual consistent self. Just a bit pissed off about the internationals now. Fucking things.

I like you as a poster and all. But this win had nothing 0 to do with united.. They played by parking the bus and scored a stokish goal people are starting to see what ive been saying all along about them being stoke football club with better polished turds leading the line. Lets take this into perspective. The 2nd best defensive combo in the league behind Southampton(crazy but true) there best defender getting sick on the day of the game(best inform ch this season IMO). rositsky has been playing like a mad man possessed just decides to get sick aswell. Ozil having an off day, carzola having a mare, Zanadine Ramsey messi could not string 3 passes together, girou not holding the ball for the life of him and unable to do any link up plays (which he was doing everygame this season). Sorry the gods(SKY/FA) collaborated on this game and stack the cards on your side.. Good win yes but it had nothing to do with you at all. Still shit midtable fodder and will remain so when u have the likes of zanadine clev, duncan jones, and side show bob. in your side.

Like I said, Arsenal weren't themselves. They had a couple of near misses but I thought we created the more clear cut chances, namely the one Rooney scuffed wide and the Smalling header he should have buried from 4 yards out. The goal was from a set piece, but you have to target a teams weakness. We defended really well and scored at the other end. It wasn't a pretty win by any means. Fellaini for Van Persie late on tells you the intentions of the manager from 80 minutes onwards, but that's often the way with the big sides playing eachother. Wars of attrition for the most part, and I think we did our job well at both ends. To say it had 0 to do with us after so many of our players played out of their skin is a little unfair imo. Did Arsenal have an off day or did we just keep them quieter than usual? A bit of both I think.

EDIT: Oh, and i'm not at all saying we're back in the race, we're now certs for the league or any other bollocks you might hear from over-confident Utd fans you know. Just that it was a game we needed to win, and we did. Huge result.

I wouldn't worry about this guy going on his anti-United rants. He supports City AND Liverpool so that should give you some indication as to how he responds to any kind of United praise. You could win 6-0 and he'd say you were lucky and it was down to the opposition being shit and the ref being bent.

Yesterday's performance from yourselves was the most impressive I've seen this season, in a "give it your all" kind of way. It certainly wasn't a flurry of attractive football and Barcelona-esque passing, but you actually looked well up for it from minute one and didn't let Arsenal play. Arsenal were poor in the first half but bossed the 2nd, despite you having the more clear cut chances, but a combination of resolute defending, a surprisingly impressive Jones performance, and a little bit of luck when Sagna threw a couple of balls skimming across the 6yrd box got you the win. For all Arsenal's 2nd half possession, they didn't do enough to win it, IMO.

Arsenal always seem to bottle it at your place though, and if you were to play like that against City for example, I'm not sure you'd have won. Still, recent improvement under Moyes, and you actually find yourselves above City, despite many saying you're having a shit season and you have a shit manager.

 

[CTID1988]

Exactly the reason why ive held back on the piss-taking. I had a feeling they would do something.
Fucks me off, they are as shit as they have ever been and we show such sparks of brilliance, but they are above us. We just arent consistent enough