United thread 2013/14

[Jack the United fan]

"Any of you lads play in midfield?"

 

[Vienna_70]

How ironic.

Tom fucking Daley doesn't get booked for diving, but he is booked for actually scoring a goal.

His first goal of the season!

Fucking wanker!

 

[Joe Hart's Dandruff]

Red scum singing version of Kompany song

Just got home and watched the last 20mins of United game. Noticed what I thought was the Kompany song being sung, and then realised it was the rags singing a version of it. Anyone else hear anything or know what they are singing? Twunts, getting excited over a victory over Stoke lmao

 

[erast fandorin]

Two piss poor sides

 

[GX Blue]

Re: Red scum singing version of Kompany song

Yeah I heard them. Couldn't make out if they were saying Kompany or not. Dicks

 

[tommybooth]

fuck me it's the dick head brothers.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Re: Red scum singing version of Kompany song

Something about never winning a treble.

They really don't get what football is all about.

 

[Georgian Maestro]

Re: Red scum singing version of Kompany song

Something about his injuries I think

 

[Joe Hart's Dandruff]

Re: Red scum singing version of Kompany song

Yeah I heard them. Couldn't make out if they were saying Kompany or not. Dicks

Definitely heard 'kompany'

 

[Stoned Rose]

Sky gave just called evras goal a 'wonder goal'

That ridiculous even by their standards.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Re: Red scum singing version of Kompany song

Just a minor point but we don't need an adjective in front of the word 'scum'. Everyone from Singapore to Shanghai to Swindon know who 'The Scum' are!

 

[samharris]

Re: Red scum singing version of Kompany song

Something about never winning a treble.

They really don't get what football is all about.

That they dont..

 

[ArtyCol]

The words they are singing are on Twitter. I'd post them on here but a) I care not and b) I'll only get called a rag twat

 

[goalmole]

They were singing it at the Villa game at the weekend as well. They just can't help it. Under their skin? Not a lot.

 

[Tbilisi]

Re: Red scum singing version of Kompany song

Something about never winning a treble.

They really don't get what football is all about.

That they dont..

I love these songs...going down with million in bank....this is how it feels to be City.....they all come back to haunt them.

 

[Salford_Blue]

Re: Red scum singing version of Kompany song

Something about never winning a treble.

They really don't get what football is all about.

That they dont..

I love these songs...going down with million in bank....this is how it feels to be City.....they all come back to haunt them.

A billion

A million gets you Yaya for an 8 hour shift

 

[Marvin]

Rooney has a groin strain.

Looked like Evans may have picked up a hamstring problem late in the game as well.....that wasn't very clear

 

[stony]

Rooney has a groin strain.

Looked like Evans may have picked up a hamstring problem late in the game as well.....that wasn't very clear

Sprained his cock on the steering wheel when he stopped at a zebra crossing outside the post office on pension day.

 

[MancunianCitizen]

Let's be honest there fans are far more obsessed with us then we have ever been with them, Us Blues have known for years who the true bitters of Manchester are now the rest of the world are finding out as well.

As for the league Cup can't see past a Manchester derby in the final.

 

[stony]

They really are an unbelievably fickle bunch. After just two wins against very poor opposition

You can sense a gradual stabilization taking place - he's getting a better feel for the players, and as such, the appropriate lineups. The players seem more relaxed and are regaining their Fergie mojo.

I quite like the fact he spends most of his time in the technical box coordinating tactics etc, previously we would get Fergie when required but otherwise Phelan would just stand there like a right lemon.

I'm confident enough that he understands the players he's got now, which should see us in top four form. His next job is to get those reinforcements in to make us a title worthy team for next season.

Excellent sub. Bringing on Hernandez for Anderson won us the match. Stoke couldn't handle us after that.

Don't want to speak too soon, but United seem happier the last week or 2. Despite a poor league position, I can certainly see more positives than negatives so far.

We're genuinely starting to play some nice passing football again. Hopefully that's an end to the long ball nonsense of early season.

Less than two weeks ago they all wanted him gone. What a bunch of cunts.